Trump Wants Gaetz's Address Book

 All those teenagers.  Trump has immunity and the Evangelicals would love it.

Trump University -- Bring it Back.

 You can get a PhD and teach in a university.  You don't need to know how to read!!!  Or you can invest in real estate and make millions!!!!!!

The possibilities are there especially with the Department of Education on the way out.

Department of Education -- Gone!

 Department of Grifting in!  The government budget will go through Trump's bank account!

Trump to Subpoena Arnold Palmer's Penis

He wants to look for signs of the second coming.

Trump Loves Arnold Palmer's Dick

 What would Trump do in the locker room?  Read the Bible, of course.  He's the darling of the Evangelicals who also love Arnold Palmer's dick.  God sent Trump to worship AP's dick.  Good work, Evangelicals.

Trump Paying of Supreme Court Justices

 Look under their beds for suitcases full of cash.

Trump in Gaza Selling Classified Documents

The art of the deal.