Look under their beds for suitcases full of cash.
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Oklahoma to Keep Trump Underwear as Relic
Oklahoma to spend millions on a shrine to house a pair of Trump's underwear. It is believed that Trump prayed in the underwear and millions were healed. (Trump made a nice profit from the prayer) Its a win win!
Trump Wrote the Bible
He has replaced Jesus and has fulfilled the promise of the Rapture. He is also a good writer.
Monday, September 23, 2024
Friday, September 20, 2024
Trump to Build Resort in Area 51
The resort will become a favorite for Evangelicals waiting for the Rapture. Rapture UFO's will arrive and transport the saved out of the atmosphere where they will be pushed out of the UOs and into the hands of God.
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Trump Will Become First Nude President
Yes. As savior, he will say that the Rapture demands his nudity. Christians will also shed their clothes. This could get ugly. Brace yourself if you are not an Evangelical.
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