Russel Brand's Conversion (another slimeball hiding behind religion)

 Are the evangelicals praying for Brand and Tate or are they not quite a moral giant like Trump, overflowing with compassion and forgiveness, like the devil? 

Trump Golfs While You are evicted

 Some day you will get your house back.

Trump to Bomb Town Hall Meetings

 So shout and run. Make American Great Again.

Oklahoma Indicts a Preacher from Texas?

 Trump has already ordered a pardon.  Need more MAGA sex offenders -- especially children.

Andrew Tate to Become Trump Advisor

 He is qualified and a Christian.  Why not?

Economic "Transition"

 Billionaires get paid.  Everyone else eats shit.  But its MAGA shit so it tastes like a big Mac!

Tariffs Cure Cancer

 They also work on athlete's foot, the foot that kept Trump out of the Vietnam war.