Hedge Fund Manager Revives

The hedge fund manager reported choked to death in this blog revived in the mortuary and immediately made a call to make a sell as part of an inside deal. The earnings were of such significance that he will not seek damages from the NYPD.

Hedge Fund Manager Choked to Death In New York

A prominent hedge fund manager was choked to death while smoking a Cuban "illegal" cigar in downtown Manhattan.  He complained about a shortness of breath before expiring.

ESPN to Subcontract Guantanamo

ESPN is in talks to run the Guantanamo facility as a laboratory to test content for the Middle East.  They will maintain the harsh treatment of high value goatherds the CIA has rounded up from the pastures of Afghanistan.

Much of the information in this post was provided by unreliable sources.

ESPN Slave Trafficking

Somebody who knows told me this.  I can't verify the charge, but they have agents around the world.  They also move a lot of equipment.  I would say that I believe this to be malicious and false and will take it down from this site before lunch.

ESPN Waterboards Employees

They do.  They have black ops facilities on both coasts where employees who violate company policy about free speech are taken for rehabilitation.

The Rapture has been delayed again.  Have fun someone is working on it.