Hegseth (and Jesus) will Lead the Charge into Tehran

 Jesus will hack millions of Iranians to death with a giant sword.  Hegseth will be working the camera.

Trump Hearing Voices

Epstein telling him to enjoy himself.  There's a lot more of that in heaven, wink wink.  As many virgins 

as Islamic suicide bombers get.  Trump will be in the same dormitory as a bomber.

Trump and Girl's Schools

 He thought there was Epstein evidence in the school.

Control the Throttle

 Trump will ride triumphantly into Tehran in a golf cart, demanding 50 percent kickbacks on Iran's losing war effort.

Iran War -- Another Trillion Dollars down the Drain

Not for defense contractors!

Trump to Start War to Distract from Epstein

 How do you not kill too many Americans for grabbing pussy.

Kash Patel is a Good Beer Drinker

 Qualified!  Maybe drink at a local bar within walking distance.