Jesus will whisper in his ear. He was on Fox. He's gathered wisdom from President Trump. He'll help end the right to vote for women and minorities. Unfortunately, he won't be able to fire generals or direct the foreign policy. Can't have everything.
The hearings would be rough. Women would come and complain. At least Hegseth wasn't involved with Epstein.
Jesus will hack millions of Iranians to death with a giant sword. Hegseth will be working the camera.
Epstein telling him to enjoy himself. There's a lot more of that in heaven, wink wink. As many virgins
as Islamic suicide bombers get. Trump will be in the same dormitory as a bomber.
Trump will ride triumphantly into Tehran in a golf cart, demanding 50 percent kickbacks on Iran's losing war effort.
How do you not kill too many Americans for grabbing pussy.
