White House to Expand Meth Lab

 The renovations will include an up-to-date meth lab to keep top officials energized for their busy schedules.  There will be new diaper changing stations as well.

The Stain on Norway (Number two)

 It's in Trump's diapers.

New Execution Method in Tennessee

 They will run over the sentence with steamrollers.  Then they can roll them up and bury them or sell slices in Trump MAGA stores.

Trump to Bomb Iran with Dirty Diapers

 He's going to use Mitch McConnell's diapers.  He should ask permission.

Waist Deep in Oil -- The Deepist Oil Deal in History

 It will be messy and no more golf.  Could build dykes around Trump's golf courses.

Trump Asks Supreme Court to Change His Diapers

 Which judge would do it?

A One-armed Man Vandalized the Reflecting Pool

 He was determined despite his handicap.