Trump and Girl's Schools

 He thought there was Epstein evidence in the school.

Control the Throttle

 Trump will ride triumphantly into Tehran in a golf cart, demanding 50 percent kickbacks on Iran's losing war effort.

Iran War -- Another Trillion Dollars down the Drain

Not for defense contractors!

Trump to Start War to Distract from Epstein

 How do you not kill too many Americans for grabbing pussy.

Kash Patel is a Good Beer Drinker

 Qualified!  Maybe drink at a local bar within walking distance.

Trump Will be on Hospital Boat to Greenland

 He will be on vacation and will play golf at one of Greenland's many golf courses.

Tarrif Refunds

 They will go to billionaires because of the increased cost of sex trafficking.  Why have all that money

if you can't have any fun?