Romney Pumps Gas

Mitt Romney believes that he will be left pumping gas after President Obama's tax plan with higher taxes for the wealthy goes into effect.  Many billionaires will be left to work in service jobs in small failing towns across the U.S.  This blog believes that this is an overreaction.

But if Governor Romney is forced to pump gas to make ends meet, he will probably meet with generosity  from the community.  He will be invited to potlucks.  He will be invited to watch football and have a glass of cold water. 

Can Mormons drink cold water?  Or is it showering?

Ole Miss and Racial Epithets

Borat proved that putting a Southern college student in a trailer with beer will lead to the N-word.  Is this red-state America?  Mississippi, did you not reject federal health care dollars?  Please don't sit in your trailers using the N word as your health fails.  Remember, if you get health care at the county hospital on the public's tab, that is socialism.

Obama Will Impose Shira Law and Execute Christians

If you believe this, you need to go repeat middle and high school in a community that does not have daily UFO sightings, have 100 guns for every citizen, one church for every ten people, more war memorials than bars, etc.