Klan Meetings in Salt Lake City

 Are non- Mormans allowed to attend?  Are there special underclothes for the meeting?

Wyoming -- land of Young Love Republicans

 Didn't Matt Gaetz fly there recently to get some 14 year old republican?  Where is Qanon when we need them?

Arizona Recount

 They are making new ballots using crayons!  I hope it works.  Might look different.  But that's not a problem when you believe.

Arizona Drifting into Area 51

 Millioins of Pederasts are hiding behind cacti.  Don't get pricked.  The bible will be renamed the Book of Maga. Donald Trump dies on a golf course to save our sins.

Matt Gaetz -- Beavis or Butthead?

 Same hairdoo...same features...same sex interests.