Voter Fraud in 50 States!

Yes.  If there were 100 states, there would be voter fraud in all of them.  Massive terrific disastrous fraud.  Every single vote was fraudulent. It's a disaster.

Scam Thoughts and Recounted Prayers

Be patient.  Our team is cranking these out as fast as we can.

Legacy Thoughts and Prayers

Legacy occupies a lot of space and the world is getting crowded, if you hadn't noticed.  But with each additional billion in population, things keep getting better.  As Home Depot says, "more buying more doing," or something like that.

Trump University

Model for high education?

Fake News (Right Here!)

Donald Trump cares about the unemployed.  Imagine a long article written by one of his hacks.

Scam Thoughts and Rigged Prayers

The themes keep repeating.  Maybe they are true?

Spraying Protesters with Freezing Water

Trickle Down in Action.

Trump Gives Twitter Account to White Nationalists

Making up news is fun.

Why Mock Trump?

He will be able to get away with almost anything.  He is above the law.  It just excites the Klan.

Slam Thoughts, Bam Prayers

Thank yous are optional and contextual.

Melania's AWAY, Donald Will PLAY!

Probably not, but he seems to get away with anything.

Refusal to Apologize -- Waterboarding!

Unless he's counting his money or reading the National Enquirer to develop his foreign policy.

Trump Makes Billions as President

Red states thrilled to remain jobless.  Claim that the Lord told them poverty was good, they desereved it.  Plenty of Oxycontin though as kind of a Eucharist.

Pense Hides in Bomb Shelter

after being booed.  Or maybe Trump is in bomb shelter.

Trump Uses Drone to Bomb Theatre

to set an example.  Colleges and Elementary schools are next.  No harm to foul.

Pense Booing

Go to Klan square dances in the Bible Belt if you want applause.

Plant ISIL in the Bible Belt

Yes, plant ISIL soldiers and operatives in the Bible Belt.  Let them get a head start on clandestine operations.  By doing this we can continue to have an enemy and not have the expense of creating one in another part of the world.  In other words, it will be more cost effective.  There will be room in the budget for infrastructure projects, especially if ISIL blows them up.  And it will give the thousands of assault rifle owners a chance to use their weapons.

Melania Trump can be Dressed by WalMart in Solidarity with Trump Constituency

She should look like the people at Trump rallies when they go to church.

Fiery General...More Dead Young Men

Defending Sand and oil we no longer need.  Who'd have thought.
And they will help the Soviets take back their empire so President Trump
can build golf courses!

Donald Trump and Pete Seeger Sing

"We Shall Overcome" in one of  Mr.Trump's hotels.  It's quite moving for Mr. Trump.

White Militias in the Lincoln Bedroom

They may not wish to sleep in the same bed.  Maybe field cots can be brought in.  They can scope liberal protesters from the White house roof.

Mannequin Challenge

I can't hold my pose because I see Steve Bannon's nose.  Its the same color as the Devil's $#@.

New York Times and Trump

Mr. Trump, your supports don't read the New York Times.  Have another hamburger.

Net Worth Thoughts and Speechless Prayers

Its an advertising wasteland.  It takes so much time to navigate the site that I forget to buy any of the fraudulent products.

Trump Can't Transition

Can he even chew his own hamburgers?!

Klan Room at the Whitehouse

There will be a room for Klan members to change in and out of their robes.

Trump Defects to Russia and Becomes Oligarch

Don't you wish.

Ultimate Jaw Dropping

This is not to be believed.  Pictures to follow.