Louis C.K. Beats his Meat

Care to listen?

Sarah Sanders, You can Go To Hell For Lying

Join the Trump family there with all the Evangelicals.

Trump's Heroic Bone Spurs

He made it all the way to the White House with a life of crippling pain.  Imagine how hard it is to launder Russian money with sore feet!   And play golf!!!!!!!

Trump Needs a fentanyl patch

Might tone him down.  His base would like him even better.

Ann Coulter should Bring Soup to Trump in the White House

He is fighting for the Great Wall of Fentanyl.  Trump gets comfort, the Bible Belt gets its dope.
What's in it for Rush?

Fox News has video of Trump's Moscow Golden Shower

Got to be gold if its trump.

Trump's AG to receive huge cash payment from Moscow

Is this unethical?  Should he at least give a speech to the Oligarchs?

Lynching a Federal Crime?

What about Trump's base?  They'll have to buy more assault rifles.

With a lawyer like Giuliani

Get a family sized cell ready for the Trumps.  With fake gold ceilings.  Trump can have a dummy phone for tweets that don't go anywhere.  Baron can leave daily for school, public that is.

TrumpCare

Take an aspirin and die in your trailer.  Terrific.

Giuliani's Dead Body

Where can we see to pay our respects.

Milo Yiannopoulous to Interview for White House Chief of Staff

He will add new element of risk.  Watch out Baron.

Baghdad Bob to interview for White House Chief of Staff

He doesn't have enough Russian connections but he could bring a different perspective.

Orin Hatch's Legacy, "I don't care."

Neither do I.  You'll never wash away the swamp stench.

James Fields will be Pardoned to work for the Trump Campaign.

He is really a good guy and has driving skills.  He could also take the Chief of Staff job.

Ted Bundy to be White House Chief of Staff

My fact checker informs me that he is dead and can't be pardoned.  Is that a problem for the Trump White House?

Roy Moore to be new White House Chief of Staff

This guy can do anything.  Hush money not required.  Cowboy hat welcome.  He knows many KGB agents.

Bernie Madoff in running for White House Chief of Staff

He has a strong financial background that will work for Trump World.