Average Place in Hell

Run by the NRA.  Everyone has assault rifles and shoots each other in an unending slaughter.  Also NRA heaven.

Has Trump Groped During the National Anthem?

I hope he was standing!

"Special Place in Hell"

A mancave full of assault rifles!  But no TV!

Putin Denies Groping Kevin Spacey

Can we trust him?  Our presidents try to "look him in the eye" trick with Putin. This fools rural populations, but do Ivy League grads believe in this?  Let's hear from you.

What is the relationship between eating hamburger-helper and determining character by looking in the eye?

Trump and Putin Wear Blue Shirts

Its code for something.  Its collusion.  They want to relocate in Alabama where the age of consent is 12.

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"Prayer works"

Results please.  Oh, tax cuts for the rich.  Get off your knees Ryan.  Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.

"Rich People Get Hurt Too"

Ankle sprains on yachts are up 30 percent this year.

Just Say NO to Mass Shootings

Saying no to drugs has been a huge success, no let's just say no the Mass Shootings.  Isn't that right Wayne Lapierre?

Mass Death and the Second Ammendment

If everyone in the US owned ten guns (well over a billion total) no one would ever be shot.  We would walk around pointing guns at each other but not discharging them.  The economy would suffer but the religious fervor of gun ownership would make the US heaven on earth.

AS the gun count goes down, everyone dies.  Got it!

"Era of Strategic Patience is Over"

Impeach Trump now or allow him asylum in North Korea.



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Russians Fund the Blog

I apologize and I forgot.

I'm Getting Hamburger-Helper

I apologize to all vegetarians.



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I Apologize for Shooting JFK

Although I don't remember the grassy knoll.  I think I was on a Trump golf course at the time.

I Apologized to the Russians

They accepted, I think.  My memory isn't clear.

I Don't Remember Apologizing

But if I did, I'm sorry.  I'm arranging for memory aides.

Drain the Swamp

I apologize.

I'm Getting Help

I apologize. But I can't remember who I assaulted.  I'll get help for that too.

I Apologize

I'm seeking treatment.






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