Who Else did Kristi Noem Shoot?

 Shooting dogs will appeal to MAGA voters.  Not as much as shooting progressives. 

There's a lot of room in the Dakotas to bury bodies.  Do the police practice forensics there?

These are a few of the many questions that need to be asked.

The Supreme Court is Moving to Mar-a-Lago

 This blog confirms the speculation.  All the units are spacious when it is time for loans and cramped when it is time for tax appraisal. The law is difficult but someone has to do it.

All documents will be stored in the thousands of Mar-a-Lago bathrooms.  If you need to use one, just put the boxes outside then return them when you are done.  Light a match if necessary.

All Americans should thank Mr. Trump.

Trump Will Call in the Rapture -- SOON!

 He will make the call when the court is in recess.  Be ready.

Senator Cotton and Lynching

 If you are going to throw protestors into the water, you might consider lynching as a humane alternative. 

Drowning is unpleasant.    Lynching would be a restoration of values.  If not lynching, the guillotine.  They are leftists after all.  The heads could be examples of depravity used in Arkansas schools and churches.  Remember the churchgoers at lynchings with the word of God in their hearts?

Hunting tags are another alternative. The protesters could be shot from the bridge and bass fishing boats could be used to tag and bag.  Why have the Second Amendment if you can't shoot the people you don't like?

 

Trump's Makeup (nonbinary?)

 Can't a guy have a tube of orange face cream, nylons, and panties?  Trump is nonbinary.

Mississippi to Starve Chilldren

 The choice was to grind them up for dog food or let them starve.  Of course, preachers will be on hand to make sure that the Lord is praised at all times.

LSU to Hang Athletes

 This blog thinks hanging for failure to listen to the anthem is extreme.  Maybe the amputation of a hand like a thief in Saudi Arabia would be the right punishment.  What are your thoughts?

Donald Trump Praying

 Is like a hobo crapping in a vacant lot.

Jesus Tells Trump What to Say

 Jesus advises Trump on his business decision.  Jesus spends his days lying on top of a big Mike Lindell Pillow pumping the Holy Ghost into Maga world like millions of blowup dolls.

Trump selling Jesus Golf Shirts

 The shirts have authentic blood stains from the Crucifiction.  The shirts are made in China.

NBC to Hire Tommy Tuberville

 Sen. Tuberville will diagram quarterback sneaks on political talk shows.

Help Trump

 Sell your homes and live on the street.  Take fentanyl and get weird diseases, like QAnon.   Trump would do it for you.

Keep Your Filthy Hands off Trump Tower

 Right.  It's probably full of tax cheats and Oligarchs.  Will Trump have to play on public golf courses with his MAGA buddies?

Trump Drinks Rudy's Hair Dye

 He thinks it's like Diet Coke.  He also uses it like soy sauce.

Guiliani in Heaven

 He will get to deflower virgins without dripping hair dye in their eyes.  If Trump doesn't get them first.

Trump Fundraisers Near You

 

Farmers! Sell Your Farms and Help Trump in his TIME OF NEED

Trump needs your help.  Soon there will be a Pat's Bog Trump Relief Fund.  Sell your farms now and wait for instructions.  Trump will repay you with interest!!!!!!

Trump will put you up in one of his properties until you can find work.

Mike Lindell has Proof that the Earth is Flat

 He was walking to his car and he realized that he didn't go uphill or downhill.  Satan and the democrats are responsible for the idea of round.   Remember Flat Stanley!

Aaron Rodgers and Sandy Hook

 CTE.  Hope he doesn't end up in Walmart with an assault rifle.

Clearance Thomas to Loan Trump 500 million

 Judge Thomas has more than enough cash in his luxury trailer where he hides the allowance he gets from right-wing billionaires.

10.5 Million Immigrants have been flown into the US on Private Jets and UFOs

 The project has been funded by Hollywood Actor Pederasts, although Judge Thomas's luxury RV

(corrupt unreported gift) has been stolen and used to bring in an additional 965,975 illegals.

Castrating Ugandan Politician Denied Visa

 If Trump was president, he would welcome her with a state dinner, castrate hundreds of homosexuals, eat the oysters, and give the politician classified documents to sell on the open market. Millions of MAGA Evangelicals would jump up and down biting their tongues.

Tuberville -- a small town for morons

 Can't someone find him a middle school coaching job?  Imagine him giving a pre-game speech hoping most of his team ends up in prison.

Mexico City Water

 Elong Musk can turn dirt into water and wine, one beverage better than Jesus.

Musk can also turn plastic waste into topsoil.

Alabama Judges

Do they wear overalls?  Do they have teeth?  Are they members of QAnon?  Do they have vast gun rooms full of assault rifles?

I know, cheap shots.