Bankers and Bank Robbers Get Their Stories Straight Over LIBOR

If you walk into a bank and take money -- demand money -- and run out the door you will eventually go to jail.

If you work in a bank -- an executive --and you take money by fraud, manipulation, lying or high risk practices you will receive huge bonuses and live in a gated community.

God Told Me to Shoot Trayvon Martin

Let's just say that's a good reason. For it to be true, there has to be a God and he has to have spoken to the shooter. God wholeheartedly supports the shooting for reasons known only to him. How would one prove any of it? Could the shooter stand his ground?

Octomom and Madonna

Madonna should hire Octomom to dance in one of her shows. Yes, this would be an act of kindness, but Octomom needs a paycheck. She could carry a swastika around stage for Madonna. I know that Madonna's people read this blog. Let's get her done!

Madonna Swastika (Bain Capitol Explained!)

The swastika is in good hands with Madonna. She is an important artist.

I'm sorry, I haven't had time to write the Bain Capitol part. Check back soon.

Joe Paterno at the Right Hand of God

Demanding more compensation. Jesus, do these people in power ever stop asking for more? The more people they ruin the more they want. Maybe they are working for the other side!

The orange Naugahyde couch is still up for grabs. I've been experimenting with saddle soap to refresh the naugahyde. I may keep the damn thing and set an example by not ruining anything and not asking for anything as well. What about you?

Penn State to Refurbish Showers

These people are very sensitive. They have raised the ethical threshold of the school and the football program. For such sensitivity I believe no one should sue the school.

I've got this orange Naugahyde couch...a freebee...that might look nice in the new locker room.

Bach on a Bad Day

Stop that infernal pounding! Not really pounding, but you know what I mean.


Scotty returned the orange Naugahyde couch. He said it was attracting spirits. I found a lure suitable for bass fishing behind a cushion. The couch and lure are up for grabs.

Kansas -- The Center of Global Warming

Global warming is now centered in Kansas and much of the Bible Belt according to a report about to be published in a distinguished scientific journal. With that in mind this blog advises Kansans not to build the wax creationist museum for obvious reasons. The money would be much better spent on air conditioning or moves to cooler climes.

"Spread False Datum..."

A single fact in a world of invented facts or one real fact? A selected fact from a world of real facts? A fact among lies? Data wanting to be a datum? Lives are at stake! Let's get it right!

Jessica Simpson Shares Cute Baby Photo

In the cute photo Rupert Murdoch is eating a cheese sandwich. He is gnawing on the sandwich which is beginning to disintegrate from his saliva. While it is a photo and not a cute video, Murdoch continues to playfully suck on the sandwich while making cooing sounds. Simpson hugs Murdoch and the sandwich falls behind them.

Scientology and American Cheese

On a very busy day years ago, Rupert Murdoch had a sandwich delivered to his office. The first bite was enough, the cheese was wrong or the meat was off. He threw the whole sandwich into the waste basket.

A week later, he returned from a business trip and his office had a rank smell. The sandwich was still in the waste basket. He was forced to admit that he had locked his office and given the instructions that it was not to be entered.

The brass and leather waste basket was a relic of the days before shredding. The waste basket was cleaned and returned to his office.