Ted Cruz Uses Kallery.net

This is true.  He got in on the ground floor, owns a lot of stock and is doing very well by it.

Kallery.net Party

The staff of Pat's Bog hosted a party for Kallery.net.  A great time was had by all.  Really!  It was a fun mix of broken down house painters and phantom software types texting each other while the painters hit the wine bar and told stories about the extended Kardashian family paint empire.  (See prior blog postings). 

Kallery.net intends to be more "personable" in the future -- less front for NSA data mining.

Poison Gas

If you've used poison gas on your neighbor, you shouldn't.  I don't mean to be preachy, but it's not helpful.

Volitional Formations Week!

My sources tell me that there are an unlimited supply of volitional formations to make for a week.  They gave me bigger numbers, but let's watch for a week and see how that goes.

Volitional Formations Day

Give a shout out for volitional formations -- pay attention too!

Wayne La Pierre is a Genius!

As Albert Einstein said, keeping doing the same thing and eventually it will work.

Guns Don't Kill People -- Whole Foods Does

Even Assad knows that.  Using chemical weapons while hunting taints the meat -- it's extra gamy.  Assad is not a deer hunter.  His wife likes organic vegetables.  I think she would like Whole Foods.  If Assad ate more Vienna sausages or in Vienna, he might like deer hunting, he might take snuff.  His wife keeps her snuff refrigerated. Its only cold for a moment.  That's the problem.  A larger percentage of mass murders have used snuff.  Snuff kills people.  If there was a choice between banning assault rifles and snuff I would ban snuff.  Whole Foods sells a lot of snuff.  Most of their spices have significant amounts of snuff mixed in.

Kallery.net Appreciation Day

K.net does deserve appreciation for its work wading through the world's sewage looking for small coins that it gives to its charitable foundation.  Bravo!

Spank Assad

Hello Bratislava.  It's a beautiful day.  Go swim in the river!

White Greeters

When I go to church I like to be met by white greeters -- at least ten.  I prefer pasty and doughy white greeters.  I prefer white flarf poets to be short and stocky -- stunted.  Ten flarf poets would be too much, unless they were protesting at the Olympics.

Take a Flarf Poet to Lunch Day

This blog is offering an orange Naugahyde couch for sale.  It is in good condition, firm for back support.  NO we are not trying to muscle Craig's List.