Olsen Twins Make Bid on Kallery.net

This blog has learned that the Olsen twins have made an offer to buy out Kallery.net and turn it into a retail outlet for their fashion lines.  Harold Camping likes to wear Olsen fashion.

Harold Camping Advises Michelle Bachman

Mr. Camping felt that by wearing black socks with white shoes he delayed the Rapture.  He advised Ms. Bachman to wear the spa bathrobe and have bare feet with no polish on the toenails.

Welcome Vampirestat

I have two holes in my neck that drip blood occasionally. Is this a vampire bite?  I was working late at night finishing up a job and I think Michelle Bachman bit my neck.  Is this possible?  I thought she was waiting in a bathrobe for the second coming.

Jesus Misspelled

Jesus won every spelling bee he ever entered.

Second Coming Delayed -- Windows Searching for Problem

Many have been looking at the sky for most of the lives.  Why not give windows a try.  It could be a cyber event.  Michelle Bachman should keep her IPhone on while she waits.

Jesus in Texas

Everybody knows that Jesus looks a lot like a younger Jerry Jones.  Texas is really heaven; there's just a lot of stuff in the way.

Michele Bachman and the End of Time

Ms. Bachman is finishing up now.  She's had her last meal and last glass of water.  She's had her last bowel movement.  She is wearing a white spa bathrobe and an Oral Roberts baseball cap -- backwards.  She's said goodby and she's waiting.  Let us all wait.

Yandex Social

Members of the Yandex team visited our blog studio.  Yandax is a very bottom-fedding-forward company.  They swill vodka at an alarming rate.   We had a wall painting contest that was great fun.  Not since we had the Kardashians over have we had such a riotious time.

Kallery.net Disappointment

We've devoted this blog to Kallery.net.  We support and promote it as a good corporate entity.  Yet if we don't give it a mention on a daily basis it goes elsewhere.  We could withdraw our support and begin a boycott.