Wednesday, January 31, 2018

720 Rounds of Ammunition for Light Show

We shoot off thousands of rounds in our neighborhood by noon every day.  Lots of criminals crawling
across the border.  Some have two heads.  Real scary.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Trump's Davos Speech

I'm staying and I'm farting.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Secret Society in FBI!

Secret exposed!  Do they have secret handshakes?  Maybe they borrow money from Russian gangsters and sell condos the shell companies.

The definitely organize the millions of illegal voters that hang out in motels on the border waiting
to cross into the country to vote!  Fraud.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Porn Again President

Hey evangelicals, how do you like Trump now?  All your values upheld?  Liberty University must have a porn again class.  Now wonder!


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Friday, January 12, 2018

Trump Goes to Klan Rally

He couldn't go to England so he went to a Klan rally to be with his people.

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Jeff Bezos Buys Soap at the Dollar Store

I don't know if that is true or not.  Maybe he had an assistant do it.  Let us know if you see him in your local store.

Infrastructure Plan (2)

Build golf courses and monuments to President Trump.  He can sit on a horse like a civil war general or stand in a dressing room with nude teenage beauty contestants.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Infrastructure Plan

Fix the bridges that billionaires use!

Tweetstorms

Sign of the Antichrist!  (You know who!)




Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Stable Genious

Shoveling dung in the stable.  If only.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Bannon Called Me Great too

It was the proudest day of my life.  We were in a super market and he walked by and told me I was great.