Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Octomom and Donald Trump

I believe they are a good match.  I believe that Mr. Trump would have a good deal of satisfaction offering the Octomom's family shelter in one of his resorts. The children could pick weeks on the golf course. Octomom could use spa facilities to relax and regain her health.

Mr. Trump could run some his ideas by Octomom.  I'm sure she would have rejected his offer to the president and spared Mr. Trump the embarrassment.  He makes billionaires look bad.  They get tax beaks, favorable regulators, errand-boy congressmen and what do they do?


Mr. Trump might spend his time better reading stories to Octomom's children.  He must have some soggy property that he could lend as a good deed.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

GOP Rape Party

If GOD intended rape and the GOP speaks daily with GOD then we can conclude that the GOP should have rape in its platform, both domestic and foreign.  On the economy, they can claim to create five millions new rapes in the next four years.  Their foreign policy will utilize rape on the battlefield as part of the winning hearts and minds.  In either case there will be plenty of victims which will allow for the high moral ground of blaming the victim.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Tebowing Patent Pending

Next he's going to try and patent nose picking, two great contributions to mankind.

John Philip (Dinesh) D'Souza

A marching band moves down the street in formation playing Stars and Stripes Forever.  Dinesh D'Souza and Chris Hitchens are playing clarinets.  Between numbers they debate the existence of God. D'Souza will ultimately win because he has a more lavish mancave/prayer room.  Hitchen's atheist room -- where he smokes and talks nonsense -- is well done, but doesn't compare.   D'Souza has a mastodon that Sarah Palin shot when she was in third grade!

D'Souza can order a drone strike at will.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Dixie D'Souza and Entitled Prayer

Dixie D'Souza. This is a great name.
Since I know nothing about her, it wouldn't be fair to speculate about her life.
Her husband, though, Dinesh must be one hell of a Christian to be paid a million dollars. This salary -- to be a top-flight Christian -- does rankle.  Is there a class system of notable (celebrity) Christians?  Is this conflated with American Business and Entertainment? 
It seems as though Mr. D'Souza could have done the job for a dollar and room and board.
What does a Billionaire Christan look like.  How do they pray?  Do they get the same results?  They must get everything they want and then some.   Entitled prayer.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Dinesh D'Souza -- $1,000,000

That's it.  Churchs need to pay taxes.  They've been waiting 2000 years; they can pay while they wait.  What a f...ing racket. 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Mitt Romney's Presidency

Mitt Romney is entitled to be president.  He is entitled to hire a criminal foreign policy team to cook the evidence and startt another war in the Middle East -- his war.  Romney will be very mad and disappointed if he doesn't get to do these things. Helping the upper class is no more exciting as playing golf.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Armies of Researchers Work into the Night

They find many wondrous things, but the the wondrous things cannot be implemented.  A group will have to give something up. No one gives anything up, not even blaming the victim.  The data are piled high and burnt.  Handlers and aides dancing in partisan costumes.