Policeman takes animal worming medicine for covid.

 He dies, of course.  But he was in charge of law and order and carried a gun!  We need basic intelligence tests for...no that won't happen.

Trump Kills Big Terrorists

 They were so big that they couldn't hide behind trees, get into caves and they wore Trump long ties (made in China) that could be spotted by drones.  The Taliban basketball team with not have front line players, just point guards.

Desantis is a Liberal trying to kill off all of MAGA with covid!

 If he becomes president, the Bible Belt and the deep south will be a vast graveyard.  But there will be a lot of crosses.  That's a good thing.

Gov Ron "Death" Desantis is Winning

 the death count and Floridians can't wait to die.  Maybe stay home with the flu so people with real sickness can use the beds.  That goes for the rest of the South.  

Do you mix moonshine with your deworming cures?

Cyber Ninjas stop working because of bedwetting

 While this is common among children, is it stress related in adults battling demons for each vote?  Maybe they need to have the Moose Lodge help.

Guiliani uses his own whiskers as a condiment

 He learned this from the Ukrainian homeless when he was sewer diving for dirt on Biden.

He plans on selling is shavings to raise money for his legal defense.

Trump not Bright?

 He sold over 50 thousand dollars worth of his long ties to the Taliban.  They don't wear ties!  That's a salesman!

A Trump golf course is on the drawing board for suburban Kabul.

Elon Musk will build a Robot

 The robot will become a billionaire and not pay taxes.  Everyone is too dumb to notice, even when told.  It will be progress.

Texas Cannot Kill children in School -- for a few days

 Republicans will sent out hit squads to knock off children until the spread of covid can be restored to public school where it belongs.

Fan who poked Mike Lindell taking selfie

 The "selfie" showed horns coming out of the side of Mr. Lindell's head.  This is clearly a doctored image from the Antichrists dirty tricks unit in Mar a Lago.  Don't be fooled.

Antichrist Poking Mike Lindell with AC poker!

 Lindell is developing special anti Antichrist pillow as well as kevlar business suit for conspiracy conferences.

Desantis would like to Shoot all Floridians with Automatic Weapons

 Even though that is the approved American way to express a bad day, he's settling for a slow death count by covid.  He's also a dictator supported by 1000 conservative pederast billionaires!  The billionaires want to loot the houses of the dead.  Isn't that a bit greedy!

Gov Abbott inhaling vast amounts of Covid

 He is heroically taking it into his own body to save Texans.  This is a profile in courage.

Tim Tebow will train for Olympic Ping Pong Team

 His massive biceps will certainly help.  This is a divine call.

MarjorieTaylor Greene and the Taliban

 She will become a nurse and lead a mission to vaccinate the Taliban. This is a prediction.  All of the predictions from this blog have come true.  She has a big heart!

"Live now, die later"

 Take naps on My Pillow guy's pillows. Please donate to his legal fund.

Rand Paul Wants Covid to Spread

 so he can make a lot of $$$ on the treatment.  But those sick can't pay for it.  Maybe the taxpayers will pick up the tab!!!!

Covid/Rapture and Trump

 Trump funded the vaccine to keep the damned alive for the Antichrist to prod with a pitchfork on ESPN and Youtube.  Trump took the vaccine, though.  Does that make him the Antichrist?!

Covid is the Rapture!

 The deep south is realizing what is happening and is rushing to meet their maker in this long-overdue event.  Godspeed.

Desantis Uses Misquito Repellent to Repel Covid

 Pederasts have been coughing on Gov Desantis when he's praying.  We'll see how this works out.  It's promising.  We'll have to wait for the Covid Research Teams at Mar a lago to issue their report.

Rand Paul making some $$$ from Covid

 He'll be able to buy a lot of Mr. Pillow's pillows.  Is that ethical? Just asking.

Where does one look for ethics?

Proof of Chinese Election Hack

 I found some egg fu young in a suspicious place in Arizona, a Motel 6.  I believe Chinese agents stayed there while they overhauled the voting machines.  I want my money, pillow guy.

Giuliani Selling Pillows (Pillow Guy) to Pay Legal Bills

 So please buy one if he comes to your door.  Hopefully, he'll wear a mask.  You can offer him a tissue if his dye runs.

My Pillow Guy has a Stomach Ache

 He dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow.  When he woke in the morning, his pillow was gone.

Now, whether a figure with horns was in the room laughing -- hair dye running down his face -- is in dispute.  I do not believe anyone was in the room.  He simple ate his pillow -- they are that good.

Would Desantis and Abbott ask the KKK to remove their hoods?

 That's almost like asking why is there anything and not nothing.  I find both confusing and impossible to answer.

Rudy Giuliani will sue hair dye company

 His hair dye clearly ran down his face.  The company counters that Giuliani's hair was compromised from his months of running around the sewers of Ukraine looking for evidence that proved Trump is Christ returned.

Desantis is going to go to schools and rip the masks from small children

 while his base chants, lock her up, lock her up.  Its all very manly and war-heroish.

Guiliani Selling Mary Kay Products

 in and around  Mar a Lago.  Mrs Trump bought some lip gloss.  The ex president bought some orange face cream to help Rudy out.

Desantis: Hall of Fame Covid Enabler

Induction ceremony planned for the most opportune time for a super spreader event.  Donald Trump may make a statement, not in person, though.

Gov Abbott to Send Covid Patients to Florida To Dump in the Swamps

 Desantis is burning masks in his BBQ.  Maybe this isn't a good idea. I think they need another plan.  CNN will find out.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Dead Covid Victims

 She is encouraging everyone to die and go to a Trump Tower in the sky.  But you can only look at the Tower.  You will have to live in a tent near a fake toxic waste dump.

Taliban Bringing Covid Vaccines to Miami

 Desantis is using Chinese thermometers to repel them.  Voting machines are exploding.

Taliban Moving toward Miami

 But they are worried about Desantis and covid.  They won't take the city without wearing masks.

Gov Desantis Practicing Human Sacrifice

 Human sacrifice is usually performed in private at Republican gatherings for big donors.  Desantis is using the population of Florida for a large scale sacrifice. Trump is ecstatic. 

Gov Desantis Will Pay for Your Fake Funeral

 Floridians, if you fake death from  Covid as a freedom fighter, Desantis will pay

for your funeral with fake money. So cough in your friend's face as often as possible.

Mo Brooks wimping out

 Mo, if you're going to incite a riot, be proud of it.  Don't run off to court with your insurrectionary tail between your legs.

Governors Desantis and Abbott are Competing for Biggest Death Counts

 Remember the death panels that would chose who lived or died if everyone had health care?  Desantis and Abbott are better than a death panel.  I think they have a side bet on the death count.

You can still look 'em in the eye with a mask on.  Like George Bush looking into Putin's eyes.  Trump found Putin's eyes pretty.

Time for Desantis to Deny Covid

 Yes.   The republican base is ready to deny that Covid exists and no one has died.  The dead can't speak! There are no hospitalizations and the Atlantic Ocean will stay out of Miami. Gov, just raise and hand and shout, Praise the Lord.  That's enough.

DeSantis Moves into First Place

He received a call from President Trump with ideas on how to kill off more Floridians.