Thursday, April 27, 2017

1000 Years of "Terrific"

A motorized Donald Trump head continuously says the world "terrific" for one hundred years.  The placement of the head has not been determined but it should be in coal country and not a museum.

Aporia in Peoria did not lead to tongues.

Oily Thoughts Soapy Prayers

In what cases is oily skin OK?  The is not a beauty blog, far from it.

 Aporia in Peoria.  I was there with oily skin and a bout of aporia.  How I eased this crisis is for another time.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

102 Years of Republican Tax Cuts

Can't get any lower than nothing.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

101 Trombones Play Tribute

to Kardashian vomit.  It's ok if you like brass.

100 Years of Girl Scout Cookies

and Kardashian vomit.

Many girl scouts aspire to be like the Kardashians.

This is not fake news.

They take money from the Russians.

Aporia in Peoria.

100 Years of Solitude

and terrific Kardashian vomit.

100 Days

of Kardashian vomit.



















Aporia in Peoria

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Tirade(l) Thoughts Apologetic Prayers

A man is know by his tirade.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Bill O'Reilly Goes Shopping

What will he buy to make himself feel better or do something nice for himself?

Maybe a yacht!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Thread Thoughts Bare Prayers

This is a good thing if it is your predilection.


































Aporia in Peoria.  I have doubted the existences of other places as well.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Before Thoughts After Prayers

What is this in Latin?
Is it the same place or has it been altered?
What has transpired?
Is there agency involved?
Is aporia in Peoria addressed?

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Stunning Thoughts and Plunging Prayers

This is a variation.  But I thought it was necessary in light of the dropping or plunging of the "mother of all bombs."  President Trump was wearing his birkini and eating a hamburger watching a private video of Bill O'Reilly doing some "research."

Fabrication is a Fabrication!

You can take that to a bank and lose your shirt. Aporia in Peoria!

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Stunning Thoughts Drop Dead Prayers

On the red carpet or off this is a winning formulation. Aporia in Peoria.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Don't Fire Spicer!

He fits in perfectly with the Trump regime.  Needs to improve his tweeting though.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

President Trump Wears Burkini

He wore it when he was demoting Steve Bannon. Steverino was really mad.  So it goes.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

White Men Flee Trump!

He runs after blaming them for being poor, uneducated, unemployed, sickly, for the Middle East, his inconsistent golf game, leaks from the White House, wire tapping, disease, climate change, trade imbalance, tooth decay, BO, diarrhea, athletes foot, indigestion, losing the election, etc.