Thursday, March 24, 2022

Texas Executions

 Forced to let the inmate die listening to prayer?  Maybe gov Abbot can be there hitting the inmate with a rubber chicken or a Bible with thumbtacks pushed through the cover.  That would make Clarence Thomas very happy.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Dr. Phil explains Narcissism to Putin and Trump

 Trump goes off on a three-hour monologue.  Putin does 10,000 pushups.

Friday, March 18, 2022

Putin and Trump in Group Therapy

 Yes.  They will join a Narcissist Anonymous group.  Dr. Phil will facilitate.  Trump wants to televise and monetize, Putin does not.  More in posts to come.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Gov Abbot in the Alamo

 looking for Trump votes and nonbinary preschoolers.  Good luck.  Keep us safe.

Friday, March 11, 2022

Gov. Abbot will personally inspect the genitals

 of all suspected teens and preteens in Texas for signs of nonbinary activity.  We wish him well and God's speed.

If Trump Condemns Putin,

 Putin will release the videos and excite the Evangelicals!



Thursday, March 3, 2022

Sell Oligarch Yachts to Televangelists

 Keep it in the corrupt community.

Tuesday, March 1, 2022