Santorum Didn't Misspeak

He spoke like a conservative gun lover.  The right to fondle assault rifles is more important than
not being shredded in a good old fashioned mass shooting.  Everyone has a bad day!


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Repeal the Second Amendment?

Can't read the Bible all day long.  Try reading some poetry to the terrorists climbing over your fence to rape and behead your family.  Or read them the Bible or best tweets of President Trump!

Rick Santorum: Compassionate Christian Politician

But is he PornAgain?

more fake news

Old man's drool.

Spanking Trump?

Spare the rod, spoil the child?  I doesn't appear to have worked.  Maybe Putin spanks Trump.  Just speculation.  Spanking isn't collusion is it?

Trump Can't Get his Twitter Up?

His former lovers are talking about him and he's silent?  Are his gigantic hands too swollen or stiff to work the tweeter?

Trump Wants to Pay Playboy Bunny

But not subcontractors, working men working on his hotels, etc.  That's you Trumpoids.  Yes, he would screw you in the wallet.

Tired yet PornAgain Christians?

Aporia in the waldorf astoria.

Zuckerberg and Trump in the same Jail Cell

Think about it and report back.

"Unprotected Vaginal Intercourse"

with Donald Trump.  I know it was terrific, but icky icky icky.  Pornagain Christians are excited but the rest of us are disgusted.  At least the president didn't bill the U.S. $130,000 dollars.

Trump Resentment

What good is all that money and power if its floating on an putrid ocean of resentment.
Thanks Trump supporters for forcing the country to dogpaddle in this sewer for four years.

Michael Cohen will take a Trip to Dysneyland

With all that laundered money floating around Trump Plaza.  You can sweep it up with a broom in the hallways!

Trump to Hire Perry Mason and F. Lee Bailey

These guys are sharp and aggressive.  Really terrific lawyers.

Trump Writing Graffiti

Rumors are that the President is writing graffiti on the bathroom walls of the white house. The graffiti is vulgar -- he's good at it -- and direct at Mueller, even giving phone numbers to call.



Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

Death Penalty for Money Launderers of Russian Money

Attention Trump people: have your getaway bags packed.  Enjoy life in Russia.

Rex was on the Toilet

Chinese salad?  Was Donald with a hooker or praying with Evangelical Preachers?

Stephen Hawking: Will Trump Insult Hawking?

In public or in private?  Trump is smarter (knows more science) and Hawking has a disability.  Good reason to insult.

Eat Salad TRex

Wrong dinosaur.

Stormy and Trump

I think the president should get more for $130,000 dollars.  Maybe he could have a second visit during the military parade.  I'm sure there are many Evangelical Preacher's who would watch and pray, Trump would be forgiven as soon as he finished.

Trump Lawyers want Stormy

But not for $130,000.  They did get a massive tax break, but geesh that's a lot of hush money unless you have a golden condom!  A huge condom.  Make a note pornagain Christians.

Trump's Hooker Parade! (With attorneys)

All of his favorite hookers will march for him and hundreds of leering Evangelical Preachers.  WE DON'T APPROVE BUT....

Russian Gangsters will Pay for Trump's Military Parade

It is a gesture of thanks for his cooperation and business.

Trump should Bring his Russian Bankers into the White HOuse

He can get them security clearance.  They can screw our democracy and forgive Trump's debt.
The republicans don't care and Trump's base would love a Russian style democracy.