Arkansas Football Player Prays

He prays that he won't be shot by a drunken fan during a game.
Arkansas fans pray that they can carry guns everywhere.
Arkansas psychos pray that they can shoot someone.
Arkansas politicians pray that they can utilize capitol punishment as often as possible.
Everyone in Arkansas is praying and the world is a better place for all that prayer.

Nunes Speaks to One-Armed Man with Russian Accent

Boy did he had a lot to tell!  Or did he just complain?

Body-Shamed Thoughts Shut-Down Prayers

Happens all the time.

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Nazi in White House

What's the problem?  Trump would never associate with a Nazi.  Wire tap doesn't mean wire tap and Nazi doesn't mean Nazi.  Right?

Wiretap: Alternate Meanings

Eating a hamburger

Playing Golf

Absence of cellulite

Origination story of microwaves

Groping

Gold leafing animate objects

Animism In a Baptist church

Lugubrious descriptors

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Naugahyde furniture made in Mexico

Binge watching anything included rooms without windows

Deals hastily put together

Heimlich maneuver while watching golf

Listening with a glass to the wall

Farting in the Lincoln bedroom

Expandable golf pants

A physical performed by a veterinarian

(This is a partial list.  More to come.)

$207,000 tax cut

Rich people have to buy groceries just like the rest of us.  (Aporia in Peoria)

Con way's Brain Was Microwaved!

It's going to start running out of her ears any day now.

Deep State in My Rumpus Room

Yeah, a masked man was trying to vote illegally!

The Poor Don't Want Health Care

The poor want the rich to get richer.  They want to wear Trump hats.  They want to go fight and die in pointless wars.  They want to oil their assault rifles.  They want to die in agony in the hospital parking lot.  Thank you congressmen for bring this to our attention.

Marine Porn Photo Problem

The president would make a terrific special prosecutor...wink, wink.  He could spend the next four years looking at the evidence and interviewing the aggrieved.

Trump Tough Border Talk

Hell, there are rooms in my house I've been afraid to go in.

Deep State -- Deep Throat

Hard to swallow.




















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Baby Bump Prayers and Vast Shanty Town Prayers

A lot of those bumps are headed to shanty towns.

Take Literally

Trump will destroy the English language, something no one has done yet.

Facts Speak for Themselves

Just like Helen Keller learning to read.  Remember thoughts and prayers or better and more helpful, prayers then thoughts.  Aporia in Peoria.

Chaffetz: Spend Less on Stupid Pills

Spend more on thoughts, less on prayers.  To Review.  Stop taking stupid pills and praying.  Spend more time thinking and investigating cartoons.  I do realize that cartoons do not help with the thinking but they your investigations keep us safe and stupid.

Work in Progress (Aporia in Peoria)

Work thoughts, progress prayers?  Just what is a work in progress?  If progress is examined, what does it mean?  What is work?  Honest work?  Dishonest work and for whom?

Kelly Wants to Cut Children in Half

The mother can take one half of her child across the border.  Our government can keep the other half as a deposit.  The mother can get the other half child back after completing several bureaucratic exercises.

The President has said that he likes children.

Spicer Picks up Phone and Hears Heavy Breathing!

A tap! Proof!  Unless the president is playing a trick on him.

Terrible! Just Found Out Someone Has VD (tertiary) in the White House

NO, not the president. Just a minor adviser or even staff.  There is visible rot, a dripping that is deadly, worse than the imagined WMD's of Iraq -- but real.  It will slowly destroy Washington, poisonous scum on the surface of the swamp.

This person needs to be isolated for the safety of all Americans and so that American can be Great Again and the president can go ahead with his tweeting.  What if some of the pus squirted on the presidents Tweeter?!

Congress, please investigate but wear hazmat suits.

Trump Listens to Talking Turd

In the White House there is a turd in a jar that the president listens to before he tweets.  The turd is knows and is very wise.

Mike Pense is a creation of creationism

Hillary Clinton not so.  Hence the discrepancy in email use.  Lest spend another year investigating Clinton's email problem to Trump can make billions with his Russian Oligarch buddies!

Camp David too Rustic for President?

He fears a recurrence of the bone spurs that kept him out of the war in VietNam, even the golfing unit.  It was a great disappointment in his life.

The Man who Predicted Thoughts now Predicts Prayers

He made a lot of other predictions.  How can we hold him accountable?  Or should we just leave him among the endless yappers yapping?  Aporia in Peoria!

The Trumps are so Corrupt

that even their babies have rubles stuffed in their diapers!

Rand Paul Bangs on Door

Paul Ryan is inside dreaming about 30 million Americans without health insurance dying on their trailer floors.  That's the Ryan smile, if you didn't know.