Trump Will Streak Congress

 For $2000.00 and as a protest for having had the election stolen.

Trump will have to be shot with a tranquilizer gun

 and carted away from the White House.  He will be dumped in a sand trap at one of his golf courses.

Is it too late to use the 25th amendment?"

 Before Trump moves to Russian to become Putin's pool boy?  Outdoor pools are cold in the winter.  Body fat will insulate to a degree but I'm not sure how well he will do in the cold.

Pence to hide in Ukrainian Sewer until after Jan 20th

 That's ok.  Rudy Giuliani has an apartment in the sewer system from his time researching Hunter Biden and looking for hard drives hidden by the Democrats. He was also looking for the chain of pizza joints that basement brothels for underage boys.

"Who needs him?"

Who said that, Putin or Trump.  If Trump gets a second term, he'll poison his enemies with a nerve agent. 

"Let the legal process play itself out"

 Like giant turds moving through the sewer system.

Dead Lawyers are working for Trump

 Better than dead voters, or dead senators creepily moving around Washington.

Trump will not flush the White House toilets when he leaves as a protest

I can't blame him.  He has bone spurs and the aftereffects of covid are driving him crazy, like Giuliani.

White House Tennis Pavillion

 Its for covid deaths.  President Trump found his empathy.  A little late, but he found it.

Trump will begin remote control suing

 He will send out robots and loud speakers into courtrooms across the country and many European countries.  Farting in court will be less of a problem.

Trump sues Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, Mt. Rushmore and Augusta National

 He will either count or not count the votes.  He will pardon Judas.  He will donate his brain and bone spurs to science.

Trump Sues Monolith in Utah

 Giulana will hold a press conference at site of monolith.  For heck sakes, don't wear anymore shoe polish on your greying temples.  Good time of year to be in the desert, like a desert father praying for salvation.  Trump prays for salvation every day.

Utah Monolith -- ballot shredder and Pederast Mirror for Grooming

 The monolith shredded millions of Trump ballots.  The monolith was built in the Ukraine by democratic pederasts.  Rudy Giuliani has been chasing it for years.