Make America Great Again

It's not already great?  Maybe you should go to a country that works better for you.

Beleaguered Thoughts and Big-League Prayers

One follows the other...right?

Pivotous Thoughts and Pivotal Prayers

I do not believe there is a word pivotous.  The new word suggests waffling or a discursive mind.  Flip flopping. Pivotal prayers suggest desperation, as if spreading prayer around to any prayer-receiving entity or one lost among  fun-house mirrors as they say.

Pointless Thoughts and Pointillist Prayers

Not to put a fine point on it but...more later after I've talked to my artist friends.

Bot Thoughts and Bot Prayers

This is not to make a bot judgement.

Off-the-Record Thoughts and Rigged Prayers

The orange Naugahyde couch is no longer for sale.  It might be a good place to think and pray.

Vehement Thoughts and Pseudo-Apologetic Prayers

Vehemence is everywhere like a bad perfume or simile.  Combined with the aforementioned prayers, its quite toxic, the kind of toxicity that fuels the post-human species.

The orange Naugahyde couch is for sale again.  Inquiries made be left as a comment.

Trump Sees a "Terrific" UFO

Hillary Clinton was in the UFO.  She waved to Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump's Brain is Rigged

If his toxic brain ever get's loose, it will take a nuclear bomb to stop it. Pray that the orange hair isn't cover for a trap door that will pop open and eject the brain.