Lynching and Diet in the South

In the photos of Southern lynchings the White Christians look very lean standing and celebrating under the victim. They also look very contented. One has to wonder if a random sampling of contemporary Southern Whites wouldn't find a heavier, less healthy and less contented population.

Just hating ones opponents must not provide the same cathartic release. Executions and paddling squirmy students may reduce some of the bad caloric intake, but hardly enough to ease the burden on our medical resources.

Brad Kardashian

This week Brad Kardashian was found dead in the Sierras a few hours outside Lake Tahoe. Mr. Kardashian had gone to South Lake Tahoe for a vacation. He was both an avid outdoors man and poker player. Foul play is not suspected.

Authorities believe Mr. Kardashian had hiked back into a mountain lake to fish and could not find his way back out. A medical emergency is not rule out. An autopsy will be performed.

Mr. Kardashian was the estimator for the Kardashian family painting company. The company worked for several resorts in the Lake Tahoe area.

Gunther Kardashian

Earlier this week, Gunther Kardashian was killed by a grizzly bear in Montana. Mr. Kardashian was on a working vacation at a hunting lodge where worked for a week, then hunted. Mr. Kardashian was weatherproofing the lodge when a grizzly overturned his ladder and mauled him. Mr. Kardashian was rushed to a hospital, but pronounced dead upon arrival.

Mr. Kardashian was a great hunter and planned on a safari in 2012. The family would like friends and well wishers to make donations the the NRA in lieu of flowers.