Friday, April 24, 2020

Trump has Injected Lysol for Years

That's why he is a genius, although he has dipped his needle into Jerry Falwall's Jet Fuel when he has a lot of TV to watch.

Injecting Lysol is not illegal.

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Pence Defends a Giant Turd

It's a thousand miles long.  I don't do know what he was thinking.  Maybe it had a growth of orange hair on it.  I don't know.  Please send help.  Take some home to put in your backyard.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Florida Beaches -- nonMENSA people infecting one another while watching WWE

Doesn't Trump live near a beach and watch the WWE?

Friday, April 17, 2020

Jerry Falwell Wants Robust Oversight of His Jet Fuel

He believes NYTimes reporters are siphoning off jet fuel for their barbeques and fake hamburgers.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Jerry Fallwell Plays the Nazi Comparison Card

When you and your jet are in Lynchburg, be sure to fill it up with Falwell Jet Fuel.

When in Islamabad use A R Raheem Motors Rent a Car for all your tourist needs.

Fallwell Jet Fuel and Raheem Motors have no affiliation.

Monday, April 13, 2020

Anti-Vaccine Activists Drink Falwell Jet Fuel

This is the new craze, although it hasn't been approved by the FDA, that deep-state abomination.  Lick your neighbor's feet -- Covid 19 is athletes feet for the lungs.

Friday, April 10, 2020

liberty University to be Converted into a Jet Fuel Processing Plant

The students can still read the Bible in designated areas.

Monday, April 6, 2020

Giuliani Using Laudanum to Write Ukranian Nature Poetry and Cure his Covid - 19

Wordsworth place in history will be challenged.  Nature will also be challenged.
Golf courses will become extinct.  Trump will have begin taking laudanum with his hamburgers and milk shakes.  Pence will pray and pray to no avail.  Pray for us us in our hour of need. Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Guiliani Promoting Falwell Jet Fuel to end Covid 19

The jet fuel will cure covid 19, warts, flatulence, cancer and many other major diseases.  Giuliani drank it while he was wading through the sewers of the Ukraine looking for evidence of Biden's son exchanging texts with Trlump's favorite Russian gangsters.

Make America Great Again
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Jared Kushner Drinks Falwell Jet Fuel for Get Up and Go!

Soon there will be Falwell Jet Fuel Power Bars (tm) to get you the pandemic.
The president can eat them because they hurt his bone spurs.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Florida Elected an Idiot for Governor

What does that say about the people of Florida?

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

HHS Eating Donuts

while ventilators collect dust in storage or waiting for the highest bid and kickback payments to arrive at Mar a lago.