Louis C.K. Beats his Meat

Care to listen?

Sarah Sanders, You can Go To Hell For Lying

Join the Trump family there with all the Evangelicals.

Trump's Heroic Bone Spurs

He made it all the way to the White House with a life of crippling pain.  Imagine how hard it is to launder Russian money with sore feet!   And play golf!!!!!!!

Trump Needs a fentanyl patch

Might tone him down.  His base would like him even better.

Ann Coulter should Bring Soup to Trump in the White House

He is fighting for the Great Wall of Fentanyl.  Trump gets comfort, the Bible Belt gets its dope.
What's in it for Rush?

Fox News has video of Trump's Moscow Golden Shower

Got to be gold if its trump.

Trump's AG to receive huge cash payment from Moscow

Is this unethical?  Should he at least give a speech to the Oligarchs?

Lynching a Federal Crime?

What about Trump's base?  They'll have to buy more assault rifles.

With a lawyer like Giuliani

Get a family sized cell ready for the Trumps.  With fake gold ceilings.  Trump can have a dummy phone for tweets that don't go anywhere.  Baron can leave daily for school, public that is.

TrumpCare

Take an aspirin and die in your trailer.  Terrific.

Giuliani's Dead Body

Where can we see to pay our respects.

Milo Yiannopoulous to Interview for White House Chief of Staff

He will add new element of risk.  Watch out Baron.

Baghdad Bob to interview for White House Chief of Staff

He doesn't have enough Russian connections but he could bring a different perspective.

Orin Hatch's Legacy, "I don't care."

Neither do I.  You'll never wash away the swamp stench.

James Fields will be Pardoned to work for the Trump Campaign.

He is really a good guy and has driving skills.  He could also take the Chief of Staff job.

Ted Bundy to be White House Chief of Staff

My fact checker informs me that he is dead and can't be pardoned.  Is that a problem for the Trump White House?

Roy Moore to be new White House Chief of Staff

This guy can do anything.  Hush money not required.  Cowboy hat welcome.  He knows many KGB agents.

Bernie Madoff in running for White House Chief of Staff

He has a strong financial background that will work for Trump World.

Trump's Gut vs. Einstein and Hawking

Trump's gut wins as he has won against scores of Nobel Laureates.

Time for Shut Down

Time to tweet, launder money, golf, berate staff and eat hamburgers.

Trump Comes to Calif to prove ID is needed to buy cereal.

Also need background checks for those wanting to throw paper towels at people in need of help.  Photo ID also require, maybe passport and white house security clearance.

Trump in Klan Robe Waiting for Election Results

The robe has been tailored for golf.  Trump will eat many hamburgers while Fox News personalities
will take turns washing his feet.

Late Night Comedians Cause Cancer

And many other of the world's problems.

Fox News Believes that Khashoggi

stepped on a bar of soap and fell.  We think that is highly probable.  The Saudi agents were there
for a surprise party.

"Rogue" Killers

They were hired by Susan Boyle and George Soros.  Photos to follow.

First Female NFL Player

Susan Boyle will punt soon in the NFL near you.

Kavanaugh Recusal

Only for hangovers or to continue drinking beer.

Kavanaugh's First Beer on the Job

It was more than one beer.  He likes beer.  Don't you?


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Great abs Before the Next Economic Downturn

By gold and do crunches.

Reclusive Millionaire Warns:

Do not invest in Susan Boyle CD's.

How Nike Lost Susan Boyle

All we are prepared to say at this time is that it didn't involve her three point shooting.

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Kavanaugh can't make it to the end before he throws up.

Kavanaugh and Beer

If he makes it to the Republican Supreme Court, they will have to have kegs on hand to keep him wet.  I think they will also need barfing buckets on site as well.  The five gallon buckets at Home Depot will work well.

Belligerent Kavanough

Yikes.  What if he was drunk?!  thanks for identifying yourself as a right wing hack.

Prep School Louts Run the Country

And they were given another huge tax break.

3000 Births in Puerto Rico

All the babies have orange hair and the whine 24 hours a day.

Trump Kneels During National Anthem

He's eating hamburgers.

Kavanaugh Bribed

Kavanaugh has an huge off-shore account to defend Trump and continue the far-right agenda.  This is not fake news.

GOP Megadoner Gives Free Herpes (Instead of Health Care)

I'll pass but go for it if you want to.  Not quite presidential but it will have to do.

Trump Sleeps through Obama's Speech

After eating ten hamburgers and watching ten hours of Fox News.

Alex Jones -- Deep State Operative

He wrote the essay for the NY Times.  He wrote it with a crayon because a pizza parlor pederast had him in a head lock.  Pitiful sight.  A Russian agent tried to pry them apart but couldn't.

Trump: World's best Whiner

At least he's good as something besides borrowing money from Russian gangsters and paying off hookers.  But the groveling Evangelicals love him.

Roger Stone Wants MOney

Get it from Russian gangsters like the president.

Evangelicals Prepare for Mass Murder

Find places to hide this November when Evangelicals begin butchering their fellow Americans
at the behest of their prophet, Donald John Trump, the great fornicator!

God Wants Susan Boyle to be President

God speaks to many with mixed results.

Trump Decries Susan Boyle

Claims her weight loss is fake and wacky.

Tom Brady Breaks Silence on Susan Boyle's Weight Loss

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Trump Kicking Dog

He has to be quiet until after McCain's funeral, so he's kicking a dog to relieve the pressure.

Susan Boyle is so Skinny

that she looks like Donald Trump.

Duncan Hunter

He will bring his wife cookies as she rots in jail.  Maybe she can read the campaign laws while she's there.

Special Place in Hell

Sitting next to a space heater listening to President Trump talking about himself.

Drain the Swamp?

Oh, look. There's Duncan Hunter embezzling. But he has a Bible in his pocket.  That's what Jesus would do, right Falwell jr?

Trump Decries Milk

Mueller illegally milked a fake cow.

Trump Decries Potato Salad

It is Mueller's fake witchhunt!

Instead of a Military Parade

why not have a parade of money launderers, tax cheats, fraudsters in Trump world.

Giuliani Defends a pile of dog crap in Central Park

First he said it was good then he said it was bad.  Then he denied saying anything about it.

Sarah Saunders Apologizes?

Has hell frozen over?  Has the president used the N word?  Is she trying to become a dog?

"Space Force" and Rapture.

The new Space Force will be able to give early warning on for the Rapture as well as spot the millions of illegal voters crossing the borders for elections on their way to Kansas.

Assassin Drones!

NRA get busy.  Every God-fearing citizen has a right to have one. You can wipe out a fast food establishment without even leaving your rumpus room. Clean guns will killing.  Can't get any better than that!


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Sarah Saunders is going to Hell

She will lie for the devil just like she is lying for the devil right now.

Donald Trump Jr. (Nazi Scholar)

He's like an inside trader who talks into a tape recorder at a party a few days before he makes millions.

Collusion Not a Crime

Presidential whining is. So is treason.  Where are the firing squads?

Did Dana Rohrbacher have Sex

with the Russian gun- totting redhead?  How much did Trump pay her?

Betsy DeVos Yacht Damaged!

Pay for it with money from school lunches like a real Trump employee.  Or use a charity.  Either way, you can't go wrong.






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I'm watching CNN

I'm still alive.  Check back later.

Trump will need a chaperon if left alone with Putin

The president may be elderly, but he may try to do something he will regret later.  The Russians have secret cameras everywhere and Mueller is hot on the president's heels.

Trump to Thank Putin

for helping him win the election and revitalizing American racism and intolerance.

Papa John

Can't talk about pizza without dropping an N bomb.  We don't eat your pizza so a boycott is not possible.  Sure your sales will be up with Trump supporters though.

Trump Knows Breastfeeding!

If you have to ask.

Republicans Eating Detained Children

Yes, they are being served at republican barbecues, dinner parties and in white house hamburgers.  The new supreme court will clean up any legal problems.

Scott Pruitt for Supreme Court

Imagine how much he can take away under the robe -- all the other judge's jewelry, phones, fountain pens, etc.  No one would know!

Miami Under Water

Just get the president to stand ankle deep and pray and the water (Atlantic Ocean) will recede and never return.  If new coastline emerges, he gets a percentage to develop.  We need more golf courses.

Pruitt Steals Paperclips on the Way Out

What about those million dollar fountain pens?

Trump Serving (Groping) because of God

Sad bunch of goobers out their in the swampy hinterland.

Glenn Beck Walks Off

He had diarrhea.  Give him a Break.  He's still on the pot. Pray for him.

Put Trump In Jail

He can still sell condos from his cell.

Pruitt's Tactical Pants (3K)

Need them to get through the swamp. Some have been cleaned by the EPA.

Trump Hugs the Flag

For his ignorant base.  He should be fined $130,000 dollars for it.  the money could be given to one of his charities.

Nielson Rating

  Where did all these soulless politicians come from?  She should be deported.  She can take her kids.

Jeff Sessions -- Moral Runt

Go home Jeff and put on a hood.

Scott Pruitt: King of the Swamp

Not the king.  Maybe a prince. NO hookers unless you send them over to you know who first.
Evangelicals, remember to pray for the fornicator.  Can the Rapture occur in a swamp?

Pruitt Needs Special Lotion

After handling the Trump mattress and other toxic materials, he needs special lotion to put on his hand.

Mattress Sniffing in the Trump Swamp

This is environmental after all. What if the mattress is toxic?  Can the mattress be used as flotation device if the swamp gets turbulent?

Giuliani/Trump Comedy Routine

Whose the straight man?

Trump's a MIstake

I swear to good.

Top Ten Presidential Cases of STD

Lawyers are working on the list. 

Russian Soccer Hooligans at White House

Instead of the Eagles, Trump could invite a group of Russian soccer hooligans.  They could bring secret messages from Putin.  Maybe Trump needs another gangster loan.  Let's make it work GOP.

Trump more powerful than Zeus

Trump throws a mean thunderbolt!

Eagles cancel White House Visit

Troupe of neo-Nazis will visit instead.  The will pledge and make the president proud,

Trump should star in Rosanne

He could be a transgender member of the family like the former lead in Transparent.  I think itk is touching and will expand his range as an actor.

Pruitt and Trump's Mattress

Won't go there.  Fake news.  Great sex...expensive.  The orange haired man in the video is not the president. Environmentally friendly.

Another Great Gun Story!

Arizona.  Guy kills six, but!!!!  shoots himself at number seven, lucky seven.  Guns win!!!!!

"Our recollection keeps changing."

Geezer colluders, obstructors, whoremongers, crotch grabbers, but don't forget to make your loan payments to the Russian gangsters whatever the arrangement is.

FBI spies have taken Melania Trump

They've taken her to a secret location in a Trump Property owned my one of Trump's mafia bankers.   They will use her as leverage in the collusion case.

Dancing FBI Man

This proves conclusively that guns don't shoot people. Dancing is a human and high risk activity.  Its like bringing a toddler to a bar fight.

50 Smelliest Congresmen

Still doing research.  Need sniffers.  Send resumes.

Pruitt's Fountain Pens

Designed to write in the swamp -- checks for his lifestyle as destroyer of the environment.

54 Million Dollar Jet

Could fly right to heaven in that.  Why not?  Start the Rapture so the rest of us can get a good deal on furniture. I could use another car. 

Trump and the Holocaust

Trump believes his bone spurs caused more suffering than the Holocaust. 

This blog thinks it is too close to call.  Perhaps Trump has had chafing while golfing which would throw balance in his favor.

Where is the "me" in Trump

Zen koan for the day.

UFO's Land on White House Roof

They bring Trump hamburgers and news that even Fox won't deal with.  They are providing us with an invaluable service.

Roseanne to Advise on Trump Tweets

Like minds.  He could use a little punch right now.  The menace of facts are freaking him out.













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Trump Assassinated JFK!

More to come. 

Mueller Poisons Trump's Hamburgers!

Not fair at all.  Biggest witchhunt in human history.

Mueller Prob Causing Famine in Africa

It's also caused mold in Rush Limbaugh's humidor.

Millions of lives Ruined by Trump Investigation

Millions of young republicans have been sent to Siberia and federal prisons around the US because of Trump's collusion and corruption. In the fed prisons they are being gang-raped by Democratic inmates.  The president spends hours on his knees praying with the top preachers from of the country, all multimillionaires.

Spy Under Trump's Bed

Is it FBI or FIS supermodel?  If he sleeps with the supermodel, is it just presidential fact finding?Evangelicals take note.

Putin to run for US President in 2024

Trump will change the constitution after he learns what it is.

Killing Children isn't Enough for the NRA

Now they want a try at censorship.  They have the firepower to make it work.  How much money and instruction from Putin?  He's smarter than most cracker congressmen.  The ocean is rising because its full of Bibles.

Head UP Ass Gate

Wonder what that is about?

20 Best All Time Onions

Working on advertising and securing rights to photos.  Check back soon.

FBI Spy under Trump's bed

Trump wants Hannity to come over and look under the bed.

This blog thinks it is a good idea.  Hannity is expert in spotting spies.

"woo who" (Wayne Lapierre)

Wayne Lapierre was rumored to yell "woo who" every time he got paid.

"Too man school doors"

Doors don't kill people, people do."  The oceans are also rising because of too many doors.

Rising Ocean Levels

More fish dummy.

NRA Pro Commie!

NO, they just like thugs.  They bought billions of rifles to shoot commies in their front yards, now they take money from them and just shoot up schools.  Damn.

They don's shoot up schools. fake news.  They just deny they were shot up.

Sean Hannity Reads to Trump Before Bed

and puts several hamburgers under his pillow in case he gets hungry in the night.

Sarah Sanders Waterboards Giuliani

The boss talks enough.  Se if you can walk this back!

Your Mom -- CIA Turturer

Yikes.  Can I come up for air if I promise to wash behind my ears?

Trump Pulls Out of US Constitution

Fakes news.

Justice Roberts Assures Trump

the he will cover Trump's back.  Evidence doesn't matter.

Waffle House Hero (Where's Trump?)

The president ate a big pile of waffles.  Doesn't that count as leadership?

Nunes has Trump Disease

Among the symptoms, he can't read.

Evangelicals Part 666

Is there a corrupt whore-monger you haven't bowed down to?  Is there a pair of billionaire shoes you haven't licked?

Paul Ryan licking the Gum

off a the bottom of a billionaire's shoe.  He's a worshiper of wealth not a Christian.  May he rot in hell. 

Free Meds at Whitehouse

They are needed to withstand the chaos.  But they should be for sale like Oxycontin in West Virginia.
Profits go to Trump's favorite charity -- his wallet.

State Dinner

McDonalds and Mountain Dew?  The president groping all he wives.  Let's hope not.

Unflattering Description of Pres Trump?

Is an orange face and hair with white moons under the eyes unflattering in Washington?  Maybe it isn't.

Where is Smallville Pakistan?

We need some help?  Perhaps there was a name change after the partition.  We're sure its a much bigger city now.

Restaurants of Rawalpindi

When in Rawalpindi be sure to have dinner at Kodai Khoray for sublime lamb and Bull Steak House for those Texas-sized steaks loved by officials of the Trump administration.  Also a must is lunch at Lugi's House of Pasta.  Noodles priced fairly with old-world flavor and adhesion.

Be sure to rent a car from one of the loquacious rental agencies and have a grand tour of the countryside.

Please Rent a Car in Rawalpindi

If you happen to be on a vacation in Pakistan or working for there for the CIA, please rent a car from one of the very friendly car rental agencies.  Tell them that Pat's Bog sent you.

Gov Bevin of the Bible Belt

Seems to have a corncob stuck in his a.. which prevented him from thinking clearly.
Think, not what would Jesus do, but what would Trump do? Guess you are right Gov.
You win a free weekend in Trump Tower to hang with whores and Russian Gangsters.

Laura Ingraham Show

Please send her your money.  Don't buy that new assault rifle, send her the money.  Please.















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Evangelicals Watching Stormy Films

They are preparing for their prayer meeting with President Trump.  Ken Starr will spend a year studying the matter and writing a report. 

Roger Stone, a Class Act

Sniffing Julian Assange's armpits trying to make America Great Again and Russia even greater (for a piece of the action.)

Santorum Didn't Misspeak

He spoke like a conservative gun lover.  The right to fondle assault rifles is more important than
not being shredded in a good old fashioned mass shooting.  Everyone has a bad day!


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Repeal the Second Amendment?

Can't read the Bible all day long.  Try reading some poetry to the terrorists climbing over your fence to rape and behead your family.  Or read them the Bible or best tweets of President Trump!

Rick Santorum: Compassionate Christian Politician

But is he PornAgain?

more fake news

Old man's drool.

Spanking Trump?

Spare the rod, spoil the child?  I doesn't appear to have worked.  Maybe Putin spanks Trump.  Just speculation.  Spanking isn't collusion is it?

Trump Can't Get his Twitter Up?

His former lovers are talking about him and he's silent?  Are his gigantic hands too swollen or stiff to work the tweeter?

Trump Wants to Pay Playboy Bunny

But not subcontractors, working men working on his hotels, etc.  That's you Trumpoids.  Yes, he would screw you in the wallet.

Tired yet PornAgain Christians?

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Zuckerberg and Trump in the same Jail Cell

Think about it and report back.

"Unprotected Vaginal Intercourse"

with Donald Trump.  I know it was terrific, but icky icky icky.  Pornagain Christians are excited but the rest of us are disgusted.  At least the president didn't bill the U.S. $130,000 dollars.

Trump Resentment

What good is all that money and power if its floating on an putrid ocean of resentment.
Thanks Trump supporters for forcing the country to dogpaddle in this sewer for four years.

Michael Cohen will take a Trip to Dysneyland

With all that laundered money floating around Trump Plaza.  You can sweep it up with a broom in the hallways!

Trump to Hire Perry Mason and F. Lee Bailey

These guys are sharp and aggressive.  Really terrific lawyers.

Trump Writing Graffiti

Rumors are that the President is writing graffiti on the bathroom walls of the white house. The graffiti is vulgar -- he's good at it -- and direct at Mueller, even giving phone numbers to call.



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Death Penalty for Money Launderers of Russian Money

Attention Trump people: have your getaway bags packed.  Enjoy life in Russia.

Rex was on the Toilet

Chinese salad?  Was Donald with a hooker or praying with Evangelical Preachers?

Stephen Hawking: Will Trump Insult Hawking?

In public or in private?  Trump is smarter (knows more science) and Hawking has a disability.  Good reason to insult.

Eat Salad TRex

Wrong dinosaur.

Stormy and Trump

I think the president should get more for $130,000 dollars.  Maybe he could have a second visit during the military parade.  I'm sure there are many Evangelical Preacher's who would watch and pray, Trump would be forgiven as soon as he finished.

Trump Lawyers want Stormy

But not for $130,000.  They did get a massive tax break, but geesh that's a lot of hush money unless you have a golden condom!  A huge condom.  Make a note pornagain Christians.

Trump's Hooker Parade! (With attorneys)

All of his favorite hookers will march for him and hundreds of leering Evangelical Preachers.  WE DON'T APPROVE BUT....

Russian Gangsters will Pay for Trump's Military Parade

It is a gesture of thanks for his cooperation and business.

Trump should Bring his Russian Bankers into the White HOuse

He can get them security clearance.  They can screw our democracy and forgive Trump's debt.
The republicans don't care and Trump's base would love a Russian style democracy.

666 5th Ave --- Mark of the Beast!

Come on religious wackos.  Pence is involved.  He flosses his fangs in a room in 666 5th ave.

666 5th Ave --- Evengelicals asleep at the conspiracy wheel

666 5th Ave!!!!  Come on.  What's Satan up to?  He's in the Whitehouse!  The Great Born Again (PornAgain) president.

Hey Alabama! What's up with the Execution

You guys were so good at lynchings.  Did you have the janitor do it to save money?  Why not an assault rifle?  Justice must be served.

Trump will use his bone Spurs as weapon

Trumps golden bone spurs will be fastened to spears.  He is on call for the next mass shooting to enter the school and throw the spears into the shooter who will fall down and with his last words say, "Mister President, you are the greatest."

Trump Prayer "object"

for PornAgain women.  Might as well try to convert Mt. Everest into a big bowl of grits. But if you just like praying, hearing your own voice, do it five times a day for best results.

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Owning an Assault Rifle

To own an assault rifle should require the owner to serve Afghanistan and go on patrols for six months.  Otherwise the owner is just living in fantasies about shooting creatures landing on his front lawn in a UFO.  Then we need armed guards to watched the armed guards to watch the armed guards ad nauseam.

Youtube is pipeline of Trash

Worst development of the 21 first century.  Shame on you Billionaire airheads.  Ruining the human mind.  Worse than the history of TV.  Youtube is like the infected blanket thrown to the native populations of America to kill them off.

Wayne LaPierre Carving his Bedpost

He carves notches for the body count.  Speaking of counting, he makes a lot of money dealing assault rifles out of the trunk of his car.  He sells steaks too.

Congressmen are "Actors" too.

At the state and national level, congressmen are hired actors and errand boys and girls for powerful interests, recently the NRA.  Most often the wealthy.

Trump Bans "Bump Stock" Groping

You have to do it the old fashioned way, no mass groping events.

Trump Pardons Mass Murderers

You know he's going to do.  He needs the MM vote.  They tend to yell really loudly at his rallies.

Trump is Russian Mole

He must be sent back to Russia.

Miss Stormy as Wet Nurse

Great arrangement.  The president gets breast fed when he's anxious.  Spends less time lying, insulting people and letting his condo-salesman-to-gangsters mind go conspiratorial.  Fewer fake squirts with his tweeter.

Ass Laughing in Moscow

They are probably looking at the video of Trump with prostitutes.  Yikes.  We can blame it on drunkenness since he doesn't drunk.  Maybe the Russians put LSD in one of Trumps Big Macs.


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Trump Squirts His Twitter Gun Again

Won't he ever get tired of squirting on the American people or will Americans get tired of being squirted on by Trump's fake squirts.  Pornagain Christians love it!

Steve Wynn's Face

Did he attempt to have a Wayne Newton reconstruction?

Country Failing Children

But the rich got tax breaks.  It isn't all bad! Has a rich kid private school ever been shot up?

Trump to "ease pain."

Yeah, go live in Russia with your gangster buddies, and creditors and hookers.  You can be Putin's golfing buddy.  Think of all the groping you can do!  You can send enemies to Siberia!

Heck, I'm getting excited by the prospect.

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Trump Opposed to Domestic Violence

That's a relief.  What about groping?  Is that OK?

Pornagain Christians -- Listen Up

Trump's lawyer paid 130.000 thousand dollars for Trump to fornicate!  Does that send you to your prayer closet or what?  But Trump is a good Christian just like your favorite rich preacher.  You see how rich people behave.    Does God require you to be terminally stupid?

Mr Cohen pays Miss Stormy $130.000

Huba huba.  Another reason why the rich should get tax breaks.

I'm too Lazy to Get off My Ass (3)

Unless I need to borrow money from a Russian Mobster or sell them a condo!


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White House full of Fornicators and Wife Beaters

Where's the end of the world outrage!  Got to be more than just ascendancy of sleazeball mobster morals.  Where's the purple whore of Babylon we need her?  (Old Trump girlfriend?)

Mueller will ask Trump

How big are your hands?   Massive. 

I'm too Lazy to Get off My Ass (2)

Even though Paul Ryan's $1.50 a week cut of the tax overhaul, I just can't get off my ass for less than 2 dollars a week more trickle.

I'm too lazy to get off my ass

That's why I write short posts.  (I can't afford to tweet or I'm tweet phobic)

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Trickle Down in Action -- Paul Ryan Works on his Abs!

woman makes one dollar and fifty cents more a week!  Paul Ryan thank you.

720 Rounds of Ammunition for Light Show

We shoot off thousands of rounds in our neighborhood by noon every day.  Lots of criminals crawling
across the border.  Some have two heads.  Real scary.

Trump's Davos Speech

I'm staying and I'm farting.

Secret Society in FBI!

Secret exposed!  Do they have secret handshakes?  Maybe they borrow money from Russian gangsters and sell condos the shell companies.

The definitely organize the millions of illegal voters that hang out in motels on the border waiting
to cross into the country to vote!  Fraud.

Porn Again President

Hey evangelicals, how do you like Trump now?  All your values upheld?  Liberty University must have a porn again class.  Now wonder!


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Trump said, "Holy Shit, I'm a Genius!"

Maybe.

Jesus Completely Unrecognizable After 2018 Years

Pictures to follow.

Trump Goes to Klan Rally

He couldn't go to England so he went to a Klan rally to be with his people.

Jeff Bezos Buys Soap at the Dollar Store

I don't know if that is true or not.  Maybe he had an assistant do it.  Let us know if you see him in your local store.

Infrastructure Plan (2)

Build golf courses and monuments to President Trump.  He can sit on a horse like a civil war general or stand in a dressing room with nude teenage beauty contestants.

Infrastructure Plan

Fix the bridges that billionaires use!

Tweetstorms

Sign of the Antichrist!  (You know who!)




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Stable Genious

Shoveling dung in the stable.  If only.

Bannon Called Me Great too

It was the proudest day of my life.  We were in a super market and he walked by and told me I was great.