Trump Got Written Brief -- He can't Read!

No shaming!  He was probably looking at potential tweets for White nationalism, vulgarity, revenge, boasting.  Running a country isn't easy.
The WH should have Sean Hannity call the president on the phone and tell him if there is anything important he needs to know.

Trump Has Huge Rally in Hell

Attendance was poor.  The empty seats were on fire.  Trump burnt his hands on a she devil's crotch. He should have learned.

Trump Administration Preparing for Second Wave of Crotch Grabbing

The president will use two hands so he doesn't drop the crotch.

Celebrities Who Have Come Out as Non-Human

The list with photos is being compiled.

Pense...Don't lie about Covid

Remember, you can go to hell for lying, even is Trump is Christ.  He can't get you a pardon.  But you can get a discount a condo in Hell's Trump Tower!

National Bone Spur Day

We are trying to get President Trump to be the grand marshal.  It is well known that he's suffered from debilitating bone spurs in his ankle which ruined his military career.

Don't Drink the Kool-Aide at the Trump Rally

Bring your own.  If security won't let you bring it in, then chug it in the parking lot.  And be sure to cough in each other's faces -- The Lord (Donald) will take care of you.

Everyone Write Trump a Letter

and tell him what a nice guy he is.  I think he's pouting off camera or his bone spurs are acting up again.  If he could have served, we would have won the war.

Give Trump a Vanderpump

It rhymes!  Give him a beautiful poll he likes so he isn't so grumpy.  Give him a police uniform so he can push an old senator to the ground, if his bone spurs aren't acting up.

Jerry Falwell in Black Face

Was he drinking Falwell "JetFuel" Komboucha again?  Why doesn't the guy just have a beer.  The Klan robe he can wear at home.  Don't show us the pictures, please.

WTF is a Vanderpump?

I know it is something that is supposed to be entertaining.  Is it like a pet rock?

Trump will speak on Race and Bleach

Don't ask me.  I'm not going to listen.  I threw up when I drank the bleach.

Trump to Bomb Mt. Rushmore

He thinks the presidents are overrated.

Zuckerberg is Ten Feet Tall

when looking at his net worth. He's two feet tall standing behind Trump saying, yes sir.

Trump with a Bible (and Biblical parting of the Protesters)

Put a giant condom around the Bible to protect it.


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.

Trump Holding a Bible in front of a Church

If you believe that and aren't offended...never mind.