Bristol Kardashian died this week. Cause of death is pending an autopsy. Ms. Kardashian was a dancer performing in a number of experimental dance companies. Her most ambitious piece was "Dance Across Texas." The dance was recorded. In the video teams of dancers danced across Texas on an east west course. One dancer replaces dancer in a relay. The video will be released soon for festival showings.
When Ms. Kardashian was not dancing, she worked for the Kardashian paint company when faux applications were called for. She was also an excellent colorist.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Sarah Palin Media Boycott
An idea whose time has come. Unfortunately, I have a long piece, almost an expose on Mrs. Palin. After in depth interviews with both Bullwinkle and Rocky, I have an entirely new and alarming view of Mrs. Palin's political orientation and intention. But I will save it until March.
What I will say is that Bullwinkle is living in the wild in British Columbia. He spends part of his time in the field and the rest in a cabin working with the Palin team on foreign policy -- countries her administration would invade if elected.
Rocky on the other hand, is still living in Russia in the Frozen East. His drinking is under control which enables him to work for a rather secretive cosmetic surgery facility that has an international client list with some American Conservative politicos among the clientele. He does some meet and greet, has dinner with the clientele like the captain on a ship, but his primary work is as a free lance adviser in political matters that have wandered around the political spectrum.
This much I can put in print.
What I will say is that Bullwinkle is living in the wild in British Columbia. He spends part of his time in the field and the rest in a cabin working with the Palin team on foreign policy -- countries her administration would invade if elected.
Rocky on the other hand, is still living in Russia in the Frozen East. His drinking is under control which enables him to work for a rather secretive cosmetic surgery facility that has an international client list with some American Conservative politicos among the clientele. He does some meet and greet, has dinner with the clientele like the captain on a ship, but his primary work is as a free lance adviser in political matters that have wandered around the political spectrum.
This much I can put in print.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Three Hundred and Forty Pound Bible
A three hundred and forty pound Bible was found in Wisconsin. It was made out of cheese. Miraculously, the bible had not been nibbled on by rodents. The bible was covered with a dense layer of mold. The local farmers believe the bible to be a miracle.
(Guest blogger: Big Foot)
I should note that Big foot is interviewing for a teaching position at Oral Roberts in Forest Management. Let's keep our fingers crossed -- he's not a good interview.
(Guest blogger: Big Foot)
I should note that Big foot is interviewing for a teaching position at Oral Roberts in Forest Management. Let's keep our fingers crossed -- he's not a good interview.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Rush Mt. Moore
Rush Mt Moore died this week after a long battle with an illness not disclosed by the family. He was 68 years old at time of death.
Mr. Mt. Moore pioneered the soft porn industry as an actor then producer. He often made the boast the he'd never been unfaithful to any of his many wives, among them the late Mindy Kardashian.
Physical fitness was a passion of Mr. Mt. Moore. He practiced and promoted (in a video) an organic brand of fitness -- push ups, sit ups, pull ups and so on. He led exercise groups in his community until the time of his illness.
Late in life Mr. Mt. Moore became religious and bought out the rights to all the films in which he'd acted.
Mr. Mt. Moore pioneered the soft porn industry as an actor then producer. He often made the boast the he'd never been unfaithful to any of his many wives, among them the late Mindy Kardashian.
Physical fitness was a passion of Mr. Mt. Moore. He practiced and promoted (in a video) an organic brand of fitness -- push ups, sit ups, pull ups and so on. He led exercise groups in his community until the time of his illness.
Late in life Mr. Mt. Moore became religious and bought out the rights to all the films in which he'd acted.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Blood Libel -- Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin has advisers and one of them is Bullwinkle. I have known and kept in contact with Bullwindle during his drinking years and now that he is sober. I also know that Bullwinkle was vehemently against using "blood libel" in any way. He is fully aware of it historical significance. Moreover, he is seriously considering resigning from Palin's advisory group. He has stayed the course so far in hopes of being a moderating influence on her politics, to keep it from slipping into an irredeemably crackpot vigilantism.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Chip Kardashian
We're sad to report a second Kardashian death this week. Chip Kardashian fell off a roof and was pronounced dead on the driveway at the site. He worked for Kardashian Roofing, a family business.
Chip was a body builder. When he was not on a roof in shorts, he was in the gym preparing for competitions. He had a full and balanced development of all muscle groups, except for his calves. As hard as he tried, he could not get them in full proportion to his other muscle groups.
Chip is survived by his Partner, Paris Kawalski.
The family requests that instead of flowers, donations be made to the Kardashian Body Building Fund, which, when fully established, will provide scholarships for working men and women to participate in competitions.
Chip was a body builder. When he was not on a roof in shorts, he was in the gym preparing for competitions. He had a full and balanced development of all muscle groups, except for his calves. As hard as he tried, he could not get them in full proportion to his other muscle groups.
Chip is survived by his Partner, Paris Kawalski.
The family requests that instead of flowers, donations be made to the Kardashian Body Building Fund, which, when fully established, will provide scholarships for working men and women to participate in competitions.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Ward Kardashian
This week another member of the Kardashian family died. Ward Kardashian was killed when his vehicle was hit by a truck, which had run a red light.
Ward Kardashian was one of the few Kardashians who did not work in a job related to the Trades. Ward worked as manager for Safeway. He rose up through the ranks until he became a manager. He was instrumental in a pilot program (now retail wide) of greeting the customer (guest) and tending to their shopping needs.
The irony the must be mentioned in Ward's passing is that Ward Kardashian was killed by a collision with a paint delivery truck.
Ward Kardashian was a bachelor and great baseball fan. He also collected and used abdominal machines. He had over thirty machines. he was proud of his "six pack" and would lift his shirt for anyone who showed any interest.
Ward Kardashian was one of the few Kardashians who did not work in a job related to the Trades. Ward worked as manager for Safeway. He rose up through the ranks until he became a manager. He was instrumental in a pilot program (now retail wide) of greeting the customer (guest) and tending to their shopping needs.
The irony the must be mentioned in Ward's passing is that Ward Kardashian was killed by a collision with a paint delivery truck.
Ward Kardashian was a bachelor and great baseball fan. He also collected and used abdominal machines. He had over thirty machines. he was proud of his "six pack" and would lift his shirt for anyone who showed any interest.
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