Outraged Talaban

Guys, this is what we do in the West.  This is our idea of ethics and perception of what is right.  You guys cut off heads, throw acid in women's faces and blow up busses.  We use our thumbs on instruments to bomb you.  Like playing games.

Manti Te'o Died

I played all his games the last two season.  I'll prove it too -- very soon.

Rand Paul Swims in the Dead Sea

Paul Rand
Randy Paul
Paul Randy is Dead
See Dead Paul
Salty Paul is Randy
Ian Randy smoked seaweed
Ian Paul Randy Krauthammer
Charles Krauthammer had a picnic with Governor Huckabee on the shores of the dead sea
Governor Huckabee Rand Paul waded into the sea with a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich in his hand

Lance Armstrong Weeping

Armstrong will begin his confessional phase.  He will write a best seller about overcoming adversity, honesty and virtue.  He will write a cookbook, sex manual, fitness book, children's story, movie about himself shooting up in France an so on.  He will make millions.  He will start a foundation for rehabbing millionaire cheaters and liars.

AIG Building

Evacuate the building. Dismantle it.  Pile the pieces on the estates of the Board of Directors, CEO, major stock holders, lobbyists and bevy of lawyers.  This is what we do to greedy, entitled whiny bastards.