660,659,658 (This is not Satan's phone number)

We went for a ride in Kallery.net's UFO with a group of hair Irishmen.  We drank a lot of tea and had a tele conference with Wayne La Pierre who believes that Iran has the right to have Nuclear Weapons.  But we're back counting down from 666 to 0.  Hang in there.

661 (Concussed and seeing the Pearly Gates)

This will be over before you now it.  It's not a 2000 years-and-counting proposition.

662 (Justin Beaver Chews on Pencils)

If the counting speeds up or slows down it is because time is irregular.

663 (Lady Gaga)

Take the counting seriously, but relax.

664

There is plentey of time to get ready.  Practice deep breathing.

665

We're beginning the countdown.!  Do not send us  your money or sell your house or quit your job or get anxious.  We will count together.  Count our breaths.

666

and counting