644 (Much Needed Editorial Coments)

Pat's Bog does not endorse any group using the comment box for announcements.  The Bog does not originate in the Dallas area.  Our position on Gay Ducks is tolerance.  Our position on Flarf Poets, both those who believe the Rapture is at hand (644 days!) or do not believe there is anything called the Rapture is also one of tolerance. They can stay around with the gay ducks and write poetry.

645 Phil Robertson -- New General Manager of Dallas Cowboys

He'll have all the black players singing and dancing to the super bowl.

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645  (See all of the relevant posts from 2009)

646 (Duck Dynasty Anti-Gay Duck Calls and Flarf Poetry)

Gay ducks are delaying the Rapture.  Jesus is more afraid of duck calls than gay ducks.
Billions of gay ducks flying over Dallas evacuating their bowels on strip clubs and Churches alike.  This is one PreRapture event that requires vigilance.

647 (Minimum Wage -- The Less Paid)

The smaller the wage the easier it is to blame the workers for their inability to have a normal life.
This will all be solved when the Rapture comes in less than 647 days.  Have your lawn chairs lined up in the back yard.

648 (Fox News is White)

Just to have balanced reporting and fewer people of color arising during the rapture -- 647 days to go!  'And as the bumper sticker said, Can I have your car when you're gone. If it's not a guzzler.  We'll take your money for the blog christmas party.

649 (Donate to Rapture Fund)

Many believe that the Rapture has been delayed because it is underfunded.  The is not underfunded like a government program, it is just underfunded.  Donate now and see results soon.

653-650 (An enormous tip)

An enormous tip was left for a Christian waitress by an atheist.  She didn't know that so she didn't return the money.  She went to the mall and bought a lot of stuff for the Rapture.

654 (Von Trapp Family Waiting for Rapture)

The Von Trapp family will pack a picnic basket and begin the count down leading to the rapture.  They plan to begin when the days dwindle to a calendar month. This blog thanks them for their contributions and endorsement.

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I've been getting a lot of grief about the scandal that will take the Obama administration down.  This blog is now dedicated to the countdown to the rapture.  Any other entries are by the writing team that uses this blog.

Please go to other blogs for political commentary.

656 (Stansbury Report Debunked)

The Stansbury Reports claims that we are on day 607 of the Rapture countdown. This is clearly a self promotional claim.  It coincides with the release of their new video of Bigfoot in the Whitehouse.

657

It's a long wait.  Not much to say today.  Yesterday seemed like a week.  As we move toward 0 time will get slower and slower -- be prepared those of you who are hoping for an eternal buffet where you don't gain weight.