Daniel Holtzclaw Prays

In one of the verdict-reading photos, Mr. Holtzclaw looks like he's praying, almost crying. Anyone who has been dragged into an evangelical church knows the look. Does Jesus care about his behavior?  Maybe he was made whole right in the court room.  Any preachers care to respond?

Prayers and thoughts should be sent somewhere.  It's the right thing to do.  Just don't know where exactly they have an effect.

The Bush Family Ruined the World

Think about it.

Send the Syrians to Crawford Texas

The Bush family should take in about 100,000 rufuges and begin compensating victims of ISIL terrorism.

ISIL -- George Bush's AAU Travel Team

He paid for the uniforms.

Lamar Odom Kidney Update

A plane is leaving the Middle East packed with ice and refugee kidneys.  The Kardashian family will select the best kidney for the transplant. 

Lamar Odom Will Get a Kidney in Damascus

Lamar Odom will get a discount kidney in Damascus.  The Kardashian family will begin to settle or at least vacation in Syria.  Caitlyn Jenner will replace Assad as president.  Jenner will have a time share dacha outside Moscow and be a neighbor of Putin.

All of this is subject to variation. He may well get a kidney from and ISIL soldier which will cause problems.

You Too Can Bomb Syria

I'd like to get the bombing licensing rights to Syria and charge a fee, one time or daily usage, that would give access to the airspace over Syria. Any country, weapons company or individual with the need to test run a new weapons system could apply for a license, like a fishing license.

Moral cover has not been worked out but I would like to move in the direction of smart phones where new and improvement is uncritically received.  Countries would be lining up overnight to get the licenses.

Apologies to the Syrians for any inconvenience.

Dalai Lama Plans -- Dolly Parton Laughs

If you have to have it explained then it wasn't worth the effort.

Donald Trump Worth 10 Billion

Pesos.

Encrypted message or Favorite Typing Sentence?

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Events of all kinds are sure to happen in the near future.  Is this an encrypted sentence prompting an event or is it just nonsense?

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

Should this sentence alert the intelligence community or does it remind older people of how they learned to type.

Watch CNN for a least one month and see if anything happens.

God Plans -- Man Laughs

This makes as much sense as God Laughing, if something is funny.

(I suppose someone has said this.  It stands to reason that someone just reversed the terms and had a laugh doing so.  I don't know if I laughed or just had a cheap thrill in rearranging. Since I don't believe in either version, I have to admit that I responded to a dare.  Someone dared me to do it.  I may take it down if it's stupider than I think.)

Caitlyn Jenner has Quintuplets

One billion dollars will be spent to carry the quintuplets to birth.  The five girls will be named Kim.   Caitlyn will go on to compete with the Duggar family. By all accounts Bruce was a good father so it is not unreasonable to believe that Caitlyn will be a good mother.

ESPN Has Soggy Carpets

The carpets at the ESPN torture center in an undisclosed city are soggy from waterboarding classes. There are several full time employees working industrial vacuums.  It is a halfhearted attempt at sanitation.  Most of the employees run around in hip waders.   Towel snapping is prevalent.  Even the subjects of waterboarding get towel snapped which is not allowed in the Geneva convention.

ESPN Waterboards Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons met with ESPN executives and was waterboarded in one of their "wet rooms."  He left understanding that he would no longer work for ESPN.  He will be reluctant to talk fearing future ESPN black ops at wetter sites in Eastern Europe.

Raid Kills Bugs Dead

US Foreign policy in Middle East. 

TBS Basketball coverage

They cut me off at two minutes left in the Kentucky/Wisconsin game.  Isn't that just like the free market, torture the viewer with idiotic commercials then pull the plug before the game is over.