Lamar Odom Kidney Update

A plane is leaving the Middle East packed with ice and refugee kidneys.  The Kardashian family will select the best kidney for the transplant. 

Lamar Odom Will Get a Kidney in Damascus

Lamar Odom will get a discount kidney in Damascus.  The Kardashian family will begin to settle or at least vacation in Syria.  Caitlyn Jenner will replace Assad as president.  Jenner will have a time share dacha outside Moscow and be a neighbor of Putin.

All of this is subject to variation. He may well get a kidney from and ISIL soldier which will cause problems.

You Too Can Bomb Syria

I'd like to get the bombing licensing rights to Syria and charge a fee, one time or daily usage, that would give access to the airspace over Syria. Any country, weapons company or individual with the need to test run a new weapons system could apply for a license, like a fishing license.

Moral cover has not been worked out but I would like to move in the direction of smart phones where new and improvement is uncritically received.  Countries would be lining up overnight to get the licenses.

Apologies to the Syrians for any inconvenience.