Donald Trump Does the Downward Dog

As he rises into the asana, coins fall out of his pockets.  He grabs them quickly.  The asana is too submissive, although he is on top.  He thinks for a moment that he has been praying in some form.  He doesn't pray to anyone.  He wants everyone to bow to him like a desert divinity.

Donald Trump Says Namaste

Donald Trump will approve of the torture of all Moslems.  The torturers will say Namaste before each session.  Trump will use the information to select sites to build golf courses.

 

That man came make money.  Jesus works an adding machine around the heavenly clock.

Namaste Georgia

You are right.  It goes like this.  First  yoga, then dancing, the teenage pregnancies (that you've accomplished without yoga) then the selling off of assault rifles at the flea market.  Without assault rifles the UFO's are free to land during the Masters and begin assaulting the children who were deprived of yoga in the first place.

Blenders Lead to Hell

If you have a blender, soon you'll be putting kale in it.  Then tight pants and yoga will follow.
After yoga, meditation will begin.  With meditation craving and clinging will fade.  With the fading of clinging dogmatic views (religion) will fade and you will go to hell. So don't buy a blender. Buy and assault rife.

Donald Trump Will Bluild Border Wall

Trump will build a wall and luxury apartments along the Mexican border.  He will use Mexican labor at the going rate.

Donald Trump's Penis

All of the Republican candidates should expose either their penis or buttocks, preferably both.
Evangelicals will have to leave the room.  It's a necessary evil.

If Trump wins, he should have a expose-off with Vladimir Putin.

Donald Trump and Martin Heidegger (2)

Would you please write the timely blog post.  You know who you are.  It can be the short version of something published later.  Please make contact.

Donald Trump and Martin Heidegger

I met some guy at a buffet who said he would write a guest column on the above subject.  He claimed to be a post doc at an elite school.  Please keep in touch.

Flarf Poets Will Disavow Neoflarf Poets

Flarf poets are currently working on a statement to disavow themselves from the younger Neoflarf poets and their political support for Donald Trump. 

Flarf Poets at Trump's Inauguration

Senior flarf poets are working behind the scenes to position themselves to have a flarf poet read the Trump's inauguration.  It is a foregone conclusion that a flarf poet will read at the inauguration.  Who exactly will read has yet to be determined.

Neoflarf Poest for Trump (2)

Neoflarf poets believe that Trump did not hear the Klansman in the audience.  They reason that they often have trouble hearing audience members when they are reading or engaging in a Q and A, so Trump should be given the same allowance.

Neoflarf Poets for Trump

The Neoflarf Movement is about to announce its support for Donald "performance artist" Trump.