Salad During the Rapture

Some of the regular PB commenters have started a discussion about food to take during the Rapture.  Implausibly, salad is mentioned as a meal for the trip.  Its light and digestible.  But what if the Rapture takes 2000 years?  Will the Rapturees arrive alive at their destination alive?

 

Food and snack suggestions are welcome.  A nutritional plan for an extended journey is also needed.

Natile Wood -- The Truth

Donald Trump was there.  It was his boat.  He is very qualified.  He is for the middle class!  He reads pflarf poets and is an anonymous patron.

One Million Visits

Be the one millionth visitor to this blog site and win something somewhere in the future.

 

Note:  I have counted pflarf poet visits in a manner that "stuffs" the total.  Without them this would be another blog without cute pictures.

Miracles: Disneyland or Lourdes

This blog would like to know at which location, Disneyland or Lourdes, has to most authenticated miracles.  Are mouse ears more efficacious than bottled spring water?

At which location would Donald Trump get the most help?