Beauty Queens Water Board Donald Trump

He giggles and spits out water.  He's really a nice guy once you get to know him!

Baylor University to Fund Benghazi Chair

The chair will be funded to continue alum Trey Gowdy's brilliant study of the events of Benghazi.  The chair is funded by an anonymous donor rumored to be money for a elite high school football prospects.  This is thought to be a shift from a necessary athletics to research.

Donald Trump Rapist?

If this is true, he could become the Baylor president.  He could bankrupt the school and make a lot of money for himself, a terrific deal.

Natalie Wood Endorses Donald Trump

Since its not really necessary to fact check,  I'll pass this on.

She had a terrific body.  I made a lot of money.  I forgot where.

Trump Virus also like CTE

The is poor man's tweeting.

white men's brains debilitated by repeated self-inflicted collisions with American fantasies.


Trump virus was also compared to Zika.  Same time frame (and Trumpian bikini waxing)
as well as tragic public health concern.

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Trump Virus Spreads to McCain's Brain

The virus is very much like the zika virus.  It breeds in the swampy regions of the narcissistic wealth.

Thoughts and Prayers

Thinking can be effective in the right person, although they are often without power.

Prayers are problematic.

Human suffering seems to go on despite thoughts and prayers.

I'm thinking about donating my orange Naugahyde couch to a worthwhile "thought and prayer" organization, if I can find one.

Baylor: University of Rape and (Biblical) Nihilism

Scumball Christian morality.

Fifty Best Plumber Cracks

Submit photos. Corporate sponsorship pending.  Photos to be submitted to a P.O. Box.  Address provided in a few days.

Angry White Men Feed Grapes to a Reclining Donald Trump

After Mr. Trump is satisfied, he fires the White Guys who are happy to be fired.  They are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome having spent creepy lifetimes worshiping the wealthy.

Orange Naugahyde Couch

It's not for sale.  Yes, it was available for free several years ago.  I had it restuffed so now its very comfortable.  I often take naps on it.  But thanks for asking.

Insane People with Guns

As American as apple pie.  HOw else can they express their freedoms?

Donald Trump and Angry White Men

He'll get you a job as a janitor in one of his hotels or pulling weeds on one of his golf courses.