Is Paula White a Fox Commentator?

She has to be among the legions of blondes that work at Fox and constitute diversity.  Can anyone confirm or deny that she works there?  She could make an occasional appearance as a substitute and no one would know.  Nothing wrong with that.  Just asking.

Oh, what is her relationship with Donald Trump?

Ben Carson has Lunch with Lucifer

Mr. Carson is friendly with Lucifer.  They play golf together.  It was during a round of golf (on a terrific Trump golf course) that Lucifer revealed that Hillary Clinton was also a good friend.  Mr. Carson was jealous and spoke out of turn.

Besotted Thoughts and Bulbous Prayers

If W.C Fields prayed, besotted and bulbous would most likely have been the case.  But what if he prayed on just a few beers?  Would the object of prayer (OOP) have listened or the sign content have entered the field of universal cognition and possible response?  Or would Fields have been imagining prayer in an awkward and embarrassed way?

Thoughts (Discursive) and Prayers (Disjointed)

We all know about discursive thought but disjointed prayers?
Is it a moving target?  Desire gone awry?  Delusional chatter?
One could go on in a discursive manner.

George Bush Oil Paints While Rome Burns

Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

George Bush's Remorse

What he first thought might be remorse turned out to be re-flux.  He took an antacid and slept well.

Sanctifying Thoughts and Snarky Prayers

I don't really know what sanctifying means.  It has an imaginary referent if any at all.
Snarky was made up one day while I was out running errands.  It works for non NRA
tragedies, which require "stupid thoughts and stupid prayers."  The prayer is not the perpetrator, rather, the prayer is.

Blistering Thoughts and Stinging Prayers

Does that sound OK?  Just "thoughts and prayers" is inadequate.  With "blistering and stinging" the response is equal to the original cause or at least it shows "good intention" rather than "bad faith."