Sometimes a Defective Microphone is Just a Defective Mircophone

Likes cigars right?

Trump Loses Flarf Vote

The Flarf community has not as yet endorsed a presidential. After the hacking of Flarf computers, the Flarf community will not endorse Donald Trump.

More leaked documents will be published here and at other sites.

Hillary Clinton Shot Abraham Lincoln

Another reason to vote for Trump.

Charles Manson for President

Mr. Manson has more going for him than you might think.  He is not from the Ivy League class and he is not a billionaire for starters.  I believe he has a lot of prison "wisdom" that would work as president.

The American people deserve a representative from all aspect of their subconscious and fantasy world.  Its time we stop identifying with the wealthy and go for the criminal.  Mr. Manson was an unfortunate part of the counter culture, but with some "work" I think he could become mainstream.  If we can accept Trump, I think, we can learn to love Manson, especially if he converts to an acceptable for of Christianity.

More in coming posts.

Trump Dates Genifer Flowers

Why not.  He can pretty much do anything he wants in our post fact, post moral world.

Post-fact Thoughts and Postprandial Prayers

Makes sense.  Thing crazy ideological thoughts, have a meal, then pray.  I do it every day.

Jaw-dropping Thoughts and Lock-jawed Prayers

Wear teeth-grinding mouth pieces while praying.  You'll have to go sub vocal.  Should work with powerful entity on prayer-answering end.  Answer can be no.  Remember that.

Outraged Thoughts and Outsourced Prayers

and outhouse something or other.

ESPN Rocked by Scandal

Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

What Thoughts and Prayers Look Like Now is Crazy!

I've purchased a second orange Naugahyde couch.  I'm thinking of cornering the market.
It's all I can do, given the circumstances.

Jaw-Dropping Thoughts and Lock-Jawed Prayers

What they look like now.