"Rock" Thoughts and "Hard Place" Prayers

They kind of go together don't you think.  Who had giddy playful prayers?

Groper Elite

Wow.  The elite good ol boys get to do whatever they want.

Shredded Thoughts and Reconstituted Prayers

Almost done with this series.  It's a big job though.

Aliens Assail Donald Trump

Small aliens are assembling at the border and in the hinterlands of America to attack Donald Trump in his Jet, helicopter and hotels.  He will suffer unbearable rashes.  The liberal media is responsible.

Billy Bush Grin

It has that God-Told-Me-to-Destroy-the Middle-East look then take up oil painting.

Trump Attacks Feces

Mr. Trump claims it stinks, it's rigged and it is a disaster.

Rigging Dead Democrats

Giuliani is in charge.  He wanders through the afterlife shouting and rambling on.  It's 9/11 as far as the eye can see.  He ankle cuffs the dead democrats as they try to crawl into the light and the city voting venues.  Thank you mayor.  Its a disaster.

Colonoscopies Before the Third Debate

Yes.  Both candidates have to have a colonoscopies before (or during) the debate.  If they have more than one polyp, they are disqualified.  If Trump's tax returns are found, he is disqualified.  If Clinton's email are found, she is disqualified.

Pass the Hat -- Trump is Victim

Go stay at one of his hotels so he doesn't go bankrupt again after the election.

Bot Thoughts and Bought Prayers

Here we have automatic prayers from the catalouge which includes indulgences.  Bot prayers are more efficient and almost infinite, a challenge to the very idea of divinity, an exhausted divinity.

Fictional Thoughts and Fabricated Prayers

I'm not being ironic or using any other strategy of misdirection.  The fictional and fabricated are close cousins to the reasoned, realistic and earnest (among the many mental processes of the Fabricated in its functional and problematic sense)

A shout out for flarf poetry.

Vigorous Prayers and Vociferous Prayers

The alternate arrangement is also valid, although vociferous can be irritating and vigorous suggests a lack of faith.

Thoughts (out of context) Prayers (over-determined)

You get the gist.  Not witnesses, no evidence.

Trump's Evangelical Pastors: Are The Gropers and Fornicators too?

Just asking.  Getting "saved" takes about ten minutes.  To be fair, Hitler may have taken 30 minutes and a bucket of tears.  Get her done.

Degraded Thoughts and Destroyed Prayers

Bombing and prayer are as American as Apple Pie.

Running from the Sound of Gunfire

Trump bravely stands with his pants around his ankles regaling everyone with his groping exploits.  He holds a Bible in the other hand to placate the Evangelicals.

Third Presidential Debate

Put both of them behinds screens with microphones that alter voices.

Third Presidential Debate

Put both of them behinds screens with microphones that alter voices.

God is Doomed -- Buy Gold

bricks or jewelry, doesn't matter.

Trump Apologizes and Coughs up Golden Chicken Bone

Terrific bone.  Worth a fortune.

Trump Apologizes as Rapture Begins

Evangelicals...good work for rejecting him.  Don't have to carry around a mountain of hypocrisy.

POTUS Thoughts and SCOTUS Prayers

Kerfuffle.  Dust up.

Trump Working for Me

He's moving my lawn.  He's reading inspirational Bible verses, oiling my collection of assault rifles and doing my taxes.  He's a patriot.

Pray for the mean fornicator.

Trump Needs Jesus

Evangelicals...pray for him.  He plays golf with the devil.  He reads flarf poetry.
He writes love letters to Vladimir Putin. His list of sins are a mile long.  He makes Bill Clinton look like a choir boy.