A motorized Donald Trump head continuously says the world "terrific" for one hundred years. The placement of the head has not been determined but it should be in coal country and not a museum.
Aporia in Peoria did not lead to tongues.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Oily Thoughts Soapy Prayers
In what cases is oily skin OK? The is not a beauty blog, far from it.
Aporia in Peoria. I was there with oily skin and a bout of aporia. How I eased this crisis is for another time.
Aporia in Peoria. I was there with oily skin and a bout of aporia. How I eased this crisis is for another time.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
100 Years of Girl Scout Cookies
and Kardashian vomit.
Many girl scouts aspire to be like the Kardashians.
This is not fake news.
They take money from the Russians.
Aporia in Peoria.
Many girl scouts aspire to be like the Kardashians.
This is not fake news.
They take money from the Russians.
Aporia in Peoria.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Bill O'Reilly Goes Shopping
What will he buy to make himself feel better or do something nice for himself?
Maybe a yacht!
Maybe a yacht!
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Thread Thoughts Bare Prayers
This is a good thing if it is your predilection.
Aporia in Peoria. I have doubted the existences of other places as well.
Aporia in Peoria. I have doubted the existences of other places as well.
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Before Thoughts After Prayers
What is this in Latin?
Is it the same place or has it been altered?
What has transpired?
Is there agency involved?
Is aporia in Peoria addressed?
Is it the same place or has it been altered?
What has transpired?
Is there agency involved?
Is aporia in Peoria addressed?
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Stunning Thoughts and Plunging Prayers
This is a variation. But I thought it was necessary in light of the dropping or plunging of the "mother of all bombs." President Trump was wearing his birkini and eating a hamburger watching a private video of Bill O'Reilly doing some "research."
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Stunning Thoughts Drop Dead Prayers
On the red carpet or off this is a winning formulation. Aporia in Peoria.
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Don't Fire Spicer!
He fits in perfectly with the Trump regime. Needs to improve his tweeting though.
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
President Trump Wears Burkini
He wore it when he was demoting Steve Bannon. Steverino was really mad. So it goes.
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
White Men Flee Trump!
He runs after blaming them for being poor, uneducated, unemployed, sickly, for the Middle East, his inconsistent golf game, leaks from the White House, wire tapping, disease, climate change, trade imbalance, tooth decay, BO, diarrhea, athletes foot, indigestion, losing the election, etc.
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