Covfefe the presidential dog

Please get a dog for Trump.  Perhaps the National Review can get a conservative establishment dog for the president to talk to, play with and take for a very short walk.

Covfefe -- Alien Talk

The president is communicating with the aliens who are calling the shots through his presidential/tycoon mind!  I believe it is spelled kovfefe.

Trump War Room

Will body slam opponents.  Have hookers on hand as well.  Plenty of hamburgers.  Are real man cave.  Russian Porn!

Racial Rants

Dead white guys popped up out of the earth and voted illegally for Trump then began ranting racist BS.  They are reproducing at an alarming rate.

Body Slam (Poetry Slam)

Make America Great Again!  Duterte of the Mountain West.  How about some body shaming while we're at it.

Hannity Doesn't Need Advertising!

It's for liberal wimps!  He can fight through the vast web of conspiracy by himself with an ax.  Fox viewers don't buy anything anyway.

Free Melania!

She doesn't look very happy.  Send suggestions.

Trump Chooses Hulk Hogan for Outside Counsel

You know that was coming.  Great appeal to Make America Great again crowd.  Russian approved. Putin is very excited.  Steven Seagul is also on retainer.

Trump Gropes Orb

A truly inspiring moment for world peace and commerce.  The orb was begging for it.

Roger Stone is Puking

Roll up your pant legs, here comes a gallon of borscht.

18 undisclosed calls to Russia

Wow.  Draining the Swamp.  Creating manufacturing jobs.  Finding out if Russia will take Millions of illegal aliens.  (Got any good hookers for European Rondezvoux?!)

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!  Religion is the opiate of the masses.  Cheeseburgers are nutritious!

Liberty University -- Your Redeemer Liveth

Yes, Donald Trump.  The man more persecuted than Christ.  And you had the vision to welcome him and his foul smelling groping hands.


Students:  want your tuition back?

No Politician in History

has eating more cheeseburgers, watched more television, read more National Enquirers and groped more women than President Trump.

Troubled Thoughts and very Troubled Prayers

Were they given fake answers?  (Answers to your prayers!)

Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria

Trump at Rikers Island!

He'll turn it into a palace!

Trump asks Paul Ryan to spend less time doing crunches

And more time finding ways to give billionaires tax breaks! There's tape on it.

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

(Aporia in Peoria was used by a poet and this blog received Cease and Desist paperwork from a flarf lawyer)

8 Billion Fascists

The number is too high and it comes close to the world's population.  Some day everyone will own a piece of Sheetrock from Home Depot and all will be well.  May the force be with you.  Aporia in Peoria.

Trump at Liberty University

He's only welcome at a right wing crazy religion school?  Isn't there a university of groping and reality TV?  Baylor has the groping down.

Jeff Sessions: Moral Runt

He's posing as a moral giant trying to make harsh punishment work.  Some day it will work.

880 Billion in Medicaid Cuts

This will just about pay for Trumps visits to Mar a Lago.  Money well spent.



























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Sean Spicer Takes Tumeric

He uses turmeric for clarity and other health benefits. All of the administration will soon take turmeric imported from Russia.  Vladimir Putin has used turmeric for years.  He memorized all the counties of Wisconsin in ten minutes.

Egg Roll Atrocities

Sean Spicer ate egg rolls in the bushes so he wouldn't have to share them with reporters.

I would do the same if I liked egg rolls and was hounded by reporters.  Neither are true.  I'm tormented by Aporia in Peoria.

Flarf poets are playing bongo drums on my front lawn.

EyeRoll Atrocities

Trade marked by this blog.  Poet's may use it when desperate for descriptor, if you are a describer.
Actually, its a good title for a volume of poetry, probably a flarf chapbook.  Nothing to sneeze at.  Into your elbow please, although the spray us underestimated.

Type in Name "Thoughts" Amazing Results "Prayers"

Another healing platform.  Leave your devices in the box.

Trump Casino "4 cents on the dollar"

The country will be worth 4 cents on the dollar when he's done -- except his trillionaire buddies.

"Very Nauseous"

Guess why?  Its not overeating.

"Mildly Nauseous"

Many of us are.

Progressives Insulting Trump

Not helpful.

Aporia in Peoria T shirts will be available soon.

Duterte Will Head National Endowment for the Arts

President Trump will nominate Rodrigo Duterte as president of the NEA.

Aporia in Peoria will be funded by the NEA.

Trump and Duterte will Shoot Meth Freaks

President Trump will invite his best friend (after Putin) President Duterte to execute meth dealers and users at Mar a Lago.  The presidents will use assault rifles and shoot a group of meth users on one of the presidents golf courses.  Good clean fun Judges of the Ninth district!

100 North Korean Missiles at Mar a Largo

President Trump buys NK missiles to defend his resort.  It's considered a brilliant diplomatic move.

100 Days of Golf

President Trump plays 100 rounds of golf with Kim Jong Un.