Trump's Stigmata

It's all the references to women and blood.  He's about to bleed from the palms.  That's what the Evangelicals have noticed.  He's the Antichrist.

Trump Creates Word "Mean"

With some help from conservative think tanks and a grant of a billions dollars from the Koch brothers, Donald Trump came up with the world "mean" to describe the press.  He did not, we believe, invent the word fake.

Like to Shoot People Stateside?

Become a policeman.  Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.  Thoughts and Prayers without editorial comment. Flarf Poets in unmarked cars.

Fake Thoughts and Witch Hunt Prayers

Doesn't leave a lot of room to breath let alone some other popular mental activities.  Try jumping jacks or 4 count burpies.

Shaming Thoughts and Apologetic Prayers

But was the apology sincere?  Was the shame necessary?

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Fat Thoughts and Skinny Prayers

Shaming results!

Fat Lie Shaming

Do we have to characterize the shape of lies, like the photos of the president in golf attire?

Total(ly) Thoughts and Unrecognizable Prayers

You may not know what you are praying about but there are billions of results to choose from.


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Trump Wants to Tweet on Cross

Trump will not agree to Crucifixion if he can't tweet.  Liberty theologians are meeting to make a ruling.  He wants showgirls on the other two crosses.

Donald Trump -- Evangelical Messiah

and fornicator!  But he sounds unbalanced when he makes a speech like every neighborhood pastor
screwing the soprano in the choir!

That Trump boy can tweet and chew gum at the same time!

When he gets the silver golf club out of his mouth.