Many in the Room with Trump

They were all applauding because he is a great man, a terrific president, a tremendous golfer,
a ginormous businessman, a vertiginous statesman, a bloviating lover, a dearest father, etc.
Even the walls applaud as best they can.

Trump Akin to Cockroach

After he nukes the world, hundreds orange-haired cockroaches will scuttling around on golf courses
making themselves great again.  Hope you are there.

Let's Cover the Entire US with a Flag

Like a fumigating tent.  Whoever survives after a month is a real American or cockroach.

Major Announcement Next Week

I will be huge.

Apple Underwear

Your genitals can text and leave your hands free to call or read email!

Trump "Castrates" Tillerson

One hundred Evangelical Pastors watch with open bibles.  I'm afraid its going to happen and then Trump will say, "You're fired!"

By the end of his term Trump will be wandering around in the White House shouting at himself in mirrors.

New Trump Hat

Make Opioids Great Again.   Unfortunately, the real stuff and religion...his adopted people, sweating around the alter.

Trump: Meanest Millionaire on Earth

Just walking, talking poison.

A Tense Moron Preceded a Meeting

I think he called the meeting.  Let's be clear.

Trump Would Kill a Million People for a Round of Applause

Are you clapping?

Trump Wins IQ Test (2)

Trumps wins three legged race, British Open, dictator's arm wrestling championship, rushes for 1000 yards in the NFL with all those bad people trying to tackle him, Publisher;s House Sweepstakes, twenty dollars playing slots at one of his casinos, bingo at old folk's home...(more later)

Trump Wins IQ Contest!

He also won a groping contest, bigotry contest, nasty contest, stiffing contractor contest, erratic behavior contest, Narcissist contest...More later.

Morons

A lot of them around.  They're trying to drain the swamp.  Wink. Wink.

Pense: Pathetic Lackey

Yikes.  How low can a government go.

A Cat Posing as a Dead Dog with a Combover!

I saw it with my own eyes.  The battery was low on my phone, otherwise, I'd document the cat.

Gun Psychos!

If a guy has 25 assault rifles and kills 50 people he's a psycho.
If a guy has 25 assault rifles and fondles them he's a what?

Harvey Weinstein Runs for President

He is even more qualified than our current president.  Super Groper!

NRA's Gun of the Year!

Wouldn't you like to have it used on you while you were eating a Big Mac in "freedom."

"Bump Stock" Regulations

The domino effect in action.  Soon Americans will have to defend themselves against aliens with sticks.  If  a guy is having a bad day, how can he go out and kill a bunch of people?!

Gun Control Soon!

As soon as 150 million Americans have been shot.  That will provide the evidence to convince people to bring about change.

Assuage Rifles

Should replace assault rifles.  Nonlethal insult rifles? Somersault rifles?  Salt rifles for shooting in Sodom or Gomorrah.















Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

Conservatives Don't Write Conservative Columns

Conservatives do.

Water Doesn't Drown People

People drown in water.

American Exceptionalism Bang Bang

Bang.  We like to shoot each other. 

David Duke to be New Fed Chairman

He will only wear his hood on Sunday.  He is a good Christian.

Trump Gives Golf Trophy to Puerto Rico

He also gave some of his nicest Imperial Wizard hoods for state occasions.