Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Average Place in Hell
Run by the NRA. Everyone has assault rifles and shoots each other in an unending slaughter. Also NRA heaven.
Monday, November 20, 2017
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Saturday, November 11, 2017
Putin Denies Groping Kevin Spacey
Can we trust him? Our presidents try to "look him in the eye" trick with Putin. This fools rural populations, but do Ivy League grads believe in this? Let's hear from you.
What is the relationship between eating hamburger-helper and determining character by looking in the eye?
What is the relationship between eating hamburger-helper and determining character by looking in the eye?
Friday, November 10, 2017
Trump and Putin Wear Blue Shirts
Its code for something. Its collusion. They want to relocate in Alabama where the age of consent is 12.
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
"Prayer works"
Results please. Oh, tax cuts for the rich. Get off your knees Ryan. Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Just Say NO to Mass Shootings
Saying no to drugs has been a huge success, no let's just say no the Mass Shootings. Isn't that right Wayne Lapierre?
Mass Death and the Second Ammendment
If everyone in the US owned ten guns (well over a billion total) no one would ever be shot. We would walk around pointing guns at each other but not discharging them. The economy would suffer but the religious fervor of gun ownership would make the US heaven on earth.
AS the gun count goes down, everyone dies. Got it!
AS the gun count goes down, everyone dies. Got it!
Monday, November 6, 2017
"Era of Strategic Patience is Over"
Impeach Trump now or allow him asylum in North Korea.
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Friday, November 3, 2017
I Apologize for Shooting JFK
Although I don't remember the grassy knoll. I think I was on a Trump golf course at the time.
Thursday, November 2, 2017
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