666 5th Ave --- Mark of the Beast!

Come on religious wackos.  Pence is involved.  He flosses his fangs in a room in 666 5th ave.

666 5th Ave --- Evengelicals asleep at the conspiracy wheel

666 5th Ave!!!!  Come on.  What's Satan up to?  He's in the Whitehouse!  The Great Born Again (PornAgain) president.

Hey Alabama! What's up with the Execution

You guys were so good at lynchings.  Did you have the janitor do it to save money?  Why not an assault rifle?  Justice must be served.

Trump will use his bone Spurs as weapon

Trumps golden bone spurs will be fastened to spears.  He is on call for the next mass shooting to enter the school and throw the spears into the shooter who will fall down and with his last words say, "Mister President, you are the greatest."

Trump Prayer "object"

for PornAgain women.  Might as well try to convert Mt. Everest into a big bowl of grits. But if you just like praying, hearing your own voice, do it five times a day for best results.

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Owning an Assault Rifle

To own an assault rifle should require the owner to serve Afghanistan and go on patrols for six months.  Otherwise the owner is just living in fantasies about shooting creatures landing on his front lawn in a UFO.  Then we need armed guards to watched the armed guards to watch the armed guards ad nauseam.

Youtube is pipeline of Trash

Worst development of the 21 first century.  Shame on you Billionaire airheads.  Ruining the human mind.  Worse than the history of TV.  Youtube is like the infected blanket thrown to the native populations of America to kill them off.

Wayne LaPierre Carving his Bedpost

He carves notches for the body count.  Speaking of counting, he makes a lot of money dealing assault rifles out of the trunk of his car.  He sells steaks too.

Congressmen are "Actors" too.

At the state and national level, congressmen are hired actors and errand boys and girls for powerful interests, recently the NRA.  Most often the wealthy.

Trump Bans "Bump Stock" Groping

You have to do it the old fashioned way, no mass groping events.

Trump Pardons Mass Murderers

You know he's going to do.  He needs the MM vote.  They tend to yell really loudly at his rallies.

Trump is Russian Mole

He must be sent back to Russia.

Miss Stormy as Wet Nurse

Great arrangement.  The president gets breast fed when he's anxious.  Spends less time lying, insulting people and letting his condo-salesman-to-gangsters mind go conspiratorial.  Fewer fake squirts with his tweeter.

Ass Laughing in Moscow

They are probably looking at the video of Trump with prostitutes.  Yikes.  We can blame it on drunkenness since he doesn't drunk.  Maybe the Russians put LSD in one of Trumps Big Macs.


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

Trump Squirts His Twitter Gun Again

Won't he ever get tired of squirting on the American people or will Americans get tired of being squirted on by Trump's fake squirts.  Pornagain Christians love it!

Steve Wynn's Face

Did he attempt to have a Wayne Newton reconstruction?

Country Failing Children

But the rich got tax breaks.  It isn't all bad! Has a rich kid private school ever been shot up?

Trump to "ease pain."

Yeah, go live in Russia with your gangster buddies, and creditors and hookers.  You can be Putin's golfing buddy.  Think of all the groping you can do!  You can send enemies to Siberia!

Heck, I'm getting excited by the prospect.

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Trump Opposed to Domestic Violence

That's a relief.  What about groping?  Is that OK?

Pornagain Christians -- Listen Up

Trump's lawyer paid 130.000 thousand dollars for Trump to fornicate!  Does that send you to your prayer closet or what?  But Trump is a good Christian just like your favorite rich preacher.  You see how rich people behave.    Does God require you to be terminally stupid?

Mr Cohen pays Miss Stormy $130.000

Huba huba.  Another reason why the rich should get tax breaks.

I'm too Lazy to Get off My Ass (3)

Unless I need to borrow money from a Russian Mobster or sell them a condo!


Aporia in Peoria

White House full of Fornicators and Wife Beaters

Where's the end of the world outrage!  Got to be more than just ascendancy of sleazeball mobster morals.  Where's the purple whore of Babylon we need her?  (Old Trump girlfriend?)

Mueller will ask Trump

How big are your hands?   Massive. 

I'm too Lazy to Get off My Ass (2)

Even though Paul Ryan's $1.50 a week cut of the tax overhaul, I just can't get off my ass for less than 2 dollars a week more trickle.

I'm too lazy to get off my ass

That's why I write short posts.  (I can't afford to tweet or I'm tweet phobic)

Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.

Trickle Down in Action -- Paul Ryan Works on his Abs!

woman makes one dollar and fifty cents more a week!  Paul Ryan thank you.