Paul Ryan licking the Gum

off a the bottom of a billionaire's shoe.  He's a worshiper of wealth not a Christian.  May he rot in hell. 

Free Meds at Whitehouse

They are needed to withstand the chaos.  But they should be for sale like Oxycontin in West Virginia.
Profits go to Trump's favorite charity -- his wallet.

State Dinner

McDonalds and Mountain Dew?  The president groping all he wives.  Let's hope not.

Unflattering Description of Pres Trump?

Is an orange face and hair with white moons under the eyes unflattering in Washington?  Maybe it isn't.

Where is Smallville Pakistan?

We need some help?  Perhaps there was a name change after the partition.  We're sure its a much bigger city now.

Restaurants of Rawalpindi

When in Rawalpindi be sure to have dinner at Kodai Khoray for sublime lamb and Bull Steak House for those Texas-sized steaks loved by officials of the Trump administration.  Also a must is lunch at Lugi's House of Pasta.  Noodles priced fairly with old-world flavor and adhesion.

Be sure to rent a car from one of the loquacious rental agencies and have a grand tour of the countryside.

Please Rent a Car in Rawalpindi

If you happen to be on a vacation in Pakistan or working for there for the CIA, please rent a car from one of the very friendly car rental agencies.  Tell them that Pat's Bog sent you.

Gov Bevin of the Bible Belt

Seems to have a corncob stuck in his a.. which prevented him from thinking clearly.
Think, not what would Jesus do, but what would Trump do? Guess you are right Gov.
You win a free weekend in Trump Tower to hang with whores and Russian Gangsters.

Laura Ingraham Show

Please send her your money.  Don't buy that new assault rifle, send her the money.  Please.















Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria!

Evangelicals Watching Stormy Films

They are preparing for their prayer meeting with President Trump.  Ken Starr will spend a year studying the matter and writing a report. 

Roger Stone, a Class Act

Sniffing Julian Assange's armpits trying to make America Great Again and Russia even greater (for a piece of the action.)