54 Million Dollar Jet

Could fly right to heaven in that.  Why not?  Start the Rapture so the rest of us can get a good deal on furniture. I could use another car. 

Trump and the Holocaust

Trump believes his bone spurs caused more suffering than the Holocaust. 

This blog thinks it is too close to call.  Perhaps Trump has had chafing while golfing which would throw balance in his favor.

Where is the "me" in Trump

Zen koan for the day.

UFO's Land on White House Roof

They bring Trump hamburgers and news that even Fox won't deal with.  They are providing us with an invaluable service.

Roseanne to Advise on Trump Tweets

Like minds.  He could use a little punch right now.  The menace of facts are freaking him out.













Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria!

Trump Assassinated JFK!

More to come. 

Mueller Poisons Trump's Hamburgers!

Not fair at all.  Biggest witchhunt in human history.

Mueller Prob Causing Famine in Africa

It's also caused mold in Rush Limbaugh's humidor.

Millions of lives Ruined by Trump Investigation

Millions of young republicans have been sent to Siberia and federal prisons around the US because of Trump's collusion and corruption. In the fed prisons they are being gang-raped by Democratic inmates.  The president spends hours on his knees praying with the top preachers from of the country, all multimillionaires.

Spy Under Trump's Bed

Is it FBI or FIS supermodel?  If he sleeps with the supermodel, is it just presidential fact finding?Evangelicals take note.

Putin to run for US President in 2024

Trump will change the constitution after he learns what it is.

Killing Children isn't Enough for the NRA

Now they want a try at censorship.  They have the firepower to make it work.  How much money and instruction from Putin?  He's smarter than most cracker congressmen.  The ocean is rising because its full of Bibles.

Head UP Ass Gate

Wonder what that is about?

20 Best All Time Onions

Working on advertising and securing rights to photos.  Check back soon.

FBI Spy under Trump's bed

Trump wants Hannity to come over and look under the bed.

This blog thinks it is a good idea.  Hannity is expert in spotting spies.

"woo who" (Wayne Lapierre)

Wayne Lapierre was rumored to yell "woo who" every time he got paid.

"Too man school doors"

Doors don't kill people, people do."  The oceans are also rising because of too many doors.

Rising Ocean Levels

More fish dummy.

NRA Pro Commie!

NO, they just like thugs.  They bought billions of rifles to shoot commies in their front yards, now they take money from them and just shoot up schools.  Damn.

They don's shoot up schools. fake news.  They just deny they were shot up.

Sean Hannity Reads to Trump Before Bed

and puts several hamburgers under his pillow in case he gets hungry in the night.

Sarah Sanders Waterboards Giuliani

The boss talks enough.  Se if you can walk this back!

Your Mom -- CIA Turturer

Yikes.  Can I come up for air if I promise to wash behind my ears?

Trump Pulls Out of US Constitution

Fakes news.

Justice Roberts Assures Trump

the he will cover Trump's back.  Evidence doesn't matter.

Waffle House Hero (Where's Trump?)

The president ate a big pile of waffles.  Doesn't that count as leadership?

Nunes has Trump Disease

Among the symptoms, he can't read.

Evangelicals Part 666

Is there a corrupt whore-monger you haven't bowed down to?  Is there a pair of billionaire shoes you haven't licked?