Glenn Beck Walks Off

He had diarrhea.  Give him a Break.  He's still on the pot. Pray for him.

Put Trump In Jail

He can still sell condos from his cell.

Pruitt's Tactical Pants (3K)

Need them to get through the swamp. Some have been cleaned by the EPA.

Trump Hugs the Flag

For his ignorant base.  He should be fined $130,000 dollars for it.  the money could be given to one of his charities.

Nielson Rating

  Where did all these soulless politicians come from?  She should be deported.  She can take her kids.

Jeff Sessions -- Moral Runt

Go home Jeff and put on a hood.

Scott Pruitt: King of the Swamp

Not the king.  Maybe a prince. NO hookers unless you send them over to you know who first.
Evangelicals, remember to pray for the fornicator.  Can the Rapture occur in a swamp?

Pruitt Needs Special Lotion

After handling the Trump mattress and other toxic materials, he needs special lotion to put on his hand.

Mattress Sniffing in the Trump Swamp

This is environmental after all. What if the mattress is toxic?  Can the mattress be used as flotation device if the swamp gets turbulent?

Giuliani/Trump Comedy Routine

Whose the straight man?

Trump's a MIstake

I swear to good.

Top Ten Presidential Cases of STD

Lawyers are working on the list. 

Russian Soccer Hooligans at White House

Instead of the Eagles, Trump could invite a group of Russian soccer hooligans.  They could bring secret messages from Putin.  Maybe Trump needs another gangster loan.  Let's make it work GOP.

Trump more powerful than Zeus

Trump throws a mean thunderbolt!

Eagles cancel White House Visit

Troupe of neo-Nazis will visit instead.  The will pledge and make the president proud,

Trump should star in Rosanne

He could be a transgender member of the family like the former lead in Transparent.  I think itk is touching and will expand his range as an actor.

Pruitt and Trump's Mattress

Won't go there.  Fake news.  Great sex...expensive.  The orange haired man in the video is not the president. Environmentally friendly.

Another Great Gun Story!

Arizona.  Guy kills six, but!!!!  shoots himself at number seven, lucky seven.  Guns win!!!!!

"Our recollection keeps changing."

Geezer colluders, obstructors, whoremongers, crotch grabbers, but don't forget to make your loan payments to the Russian gangsters whatever the arrangement is.

FBI spies have taken Melania Trump

They've taken her to a secret location in a Trump Property owned my one of Trump's mafia bankers.   They will use her as leverage in the collusion case.

Dancing FBI Man

This proves conclusively that guns don't shoot people. Dancing is a human and high risk activity.  Its like bringing a toddler to a bar fight.

50 Smelliest Congresmen

Still doing research.  Need sniffers.  Send resumes.

Pruitt's Fountain Pens

Designed to write in the swamp -- checks for his lifestyle as destroyer of the environment.