Kavanaugh and Beer

If he makes it to the Republican Supreme Court, they will have to have kegs on hand to keep him wet.  I think they will also need barfing buckets on site as well.  The five gallon buckets at Home Depot will work well.

Belligerent Kavanough

Yikes.  What if he was drunk?!  thanks for identifying yourself as a right wing hack.

Prep School Louts Run the Country

And they were given another huge tax break.

3000 Births in Puerto Rico

All the babies have orange hair and the whine 24 hours a day.

Trump Kneels During National Anthem

He's eating hamburgers.

Kavanaugh Bribed

Kavanaugh has an huge off-shore account to defend Trump and continue the far-right agenda.  This is not fake news.

GOP Megadoner Gives Free Herpes (Instead of Health Care)

I'll pass but go for it if you want to.  Not quite presidential but it will have to do.

Trump Sleeps through Obama's Speech

After eating ten hamburgers and watching ten hours of Fox News.

Alex Jones -- Deep State Operative

He wrote the essay for the NY Times.  He wrote it with a crayon because a pizza parlor pederast had him in a head lock.  Pitiful sight.  A Russian agent tried to pry them apart but couldn't.