Late Night Comedians Cause Cancer

And many other of the world's problems.

Fox News Believes that Khashoggi

stepped on a bar of soap and fell.  We think that is highly probable.  The Saudi agents were there
for a surprise party.

"Rogue" Killers

They were hired by Susan Boyle and George Soros.  Photos to follow.

First Female NFL Player

Susan Boyle will punt soon in the NFL near you.

Kavanaugh Recusal

Only for hangovers or to continue drinking beer.

Kavanaugh's First Beer on the Job

It was more than one beer.  He likes beer.  Don't you?


Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria

Great abs Before the Next Economic Downturn

By gold and do crunches.

Reclusive Millionaire Warns:

Do not invest in Susan Boyle CD's.

How Nike Lost Susan Boyle

All we are prepared to say at this time is that it didn't involve her three point shooting.

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Kavanaugh can't make it to the end before he throws up.