Trump's Gut vs. Einstein and Hawking

Trump's gut wins as he has won against scores of Nobel Laureates.

Time for Shut Down

Time to tweet, launder money, golf, berate staff and eat hamburgers.

Trump Comes to Calif to prove ID is needed to buy cereal.

Also need background checks for those wanting to throw paper towels at people in need of help.  Photo ID also require, maybe passport and white house security clearance.

Trump in Klan Robe Waiting for Election Results

The robe has been tailored for golf.  Trump will eat many hamburgers while Fox News personalities
will take turns washing his feet.