Donald Trump Reads Flarf Poetry

He his a dedicated Flarf rooms at Camp David and Mar a Lago.  The room at Camp David was an early bomb shelter.

Giuliani Was Going Trough my Garbage

He said he was looking for evidence on Biden.

Giuliani Helped Me Order Pizza over the Phone

He's that talented!  It was in Ukraine.  Hillary Clinton was running a
child brothel in the basement of the Pizza parlor.

Can Trump Read?

Is there evidence, real evidence not Trumpian evidence.

Moscow Mitch McConnell has a Bulging Fund

Bulging! Lots of money from Oligarchs, American, Russian and Ukrainian.  Putin even put in some money funneled through Kentucky PACs by Russian/republican agents.

God Loves Flaws?

Now I don't know what to say.  When in Pakistan use our friend Raheem for your car rentals.  Raheem has few if any flaws.

AR Raheem Motors Rent a Car Islamabad

When in Islamabad use Raheem Motors.  Pat's blog has used them for many years and we can attest to the excellent service and friendly prices.

If Putin Doesn't Believe in the Impeachment of Trump

then it can't possibly be true.  Republicans and Putin are tight and know the truth when they see it.  Remember, Bush looked into Putin's eyes like John Wayne...

Space Force Up in the Sky!

Looking for dirt on Biden.  Giuliani is going to go up in a space ship.

Putin Told Trump that the Earth is Flat

Trump believes him.  He wants to build more golf courses.

Trial of Christ i.e. Trump

Trump is the savior.  The rapture has begun.  Trump is now free to screw porn actresses in his duel role as Antichrist.  Something for everyone and emoluments up the wazoo!

30 million and Crashes!

Just airplanes full of people.  Stop complaining and take a bus.

Come on!

That means you!

Giuliani's in Ukraine Writing Parking Tickets

A great crime fighter!  All the tickets are for Biden's cars.

Americans Flushing Toilets

To get rid of the stench of the Trump Presidency.

Trump asks Supreme Court to Wipe his $$$

They are his judges after all.  They should do what he asks.  He's busy.  The American people do not want to know what Russian Gangsters he's doing business with.

Why does he need so many lawyers?

Trump Arm Wrestling Taliban for Peace

He's got big guns when he's in a wife beater.  Not saying.

Trump Loves War Crimes

He would have committed them if he didn't have a boo boo during the war like all the other chickenhawks who got is bogged down in the Middle East.

John Bolton Waxes his Mustache and Dreams of WW3

When he leaves his reverie he may testify.

Russian Disinformation 2019-2020

It's run out of the White House.  Ask Donald.

God Uses Imperfect People?

And they do imperfect things, even awful racist, greedy, idiotic, moronic,
vengeful, destructive, deceiving,  impious, arrogant..

This is a partial list.  More to come.

Trump Likes to Pose with Dead Bodies

The White House has a few dead bodies in the closet for the President to pose with.

Devin Nunes has Mad Cow Disease

Pray that his last days will be peaceful and not full of hallucinations about Ukrainian sewers full of hidden Democratic hard drives. He has the speech patterns and thousand yard gaze of one heavily sedated. Again pray as best you can.

White House: NeoNazi Clubhouse

They have a bowling alley!

Doctors take AntiChrist spores out of Trump's Brain at Walter Reed

He should be more civil soon.  But they grow back unfortunately.

Trump Gives Away State Secrets on Cell Phone

Trump is agent of Russia.  His information is useless because he doesn't know what he is doing.  He does bribery well.

GOP Senators unable to read or watch TV

Do they have special education classes in Congress?  Even the president can watch TV.  He's a master.  Big screen.  Snacks.  Burgers.  Aides dressed up in KKK bathrobes!  Evangelicals speaking on tongues!  Stephen Miller dressed up in a Nazi uniform!  Jim Jordan watching someone jerking off!  It's happening.

Take a Stand Against Evil

Stab a Trump balloon.  A U of Alabama student?

Well, at least he didn't stab a human.  He'll probably end up in a mall
killing scores of people exercising his second amendment right as a member of a militia defending America against contrary views.

Congressman Jordan Likes to Watch?

I don't want to spread unfounded gossip, but is this true?d  What else do the Republicans have going? Remember Dennis Hastart and Joe Paterno? Stay away from Republican locker rooms and showers!  Yikes.

Pray for Lindsey Graham

He is sick and will die soon.  His mind is going.  Mad Cow disease is rampant in the White House.

Lindsey Graham's head is stuck in the President's $$$

It's very accommodating, but day use is expensive and violates the emolument clause.  But it's going for a terrific cause.  Millions of Evangelicals have found comfort there.

Acid Thrown in US Citizen's Face (in US)!

More fun from Trump world.  Maybe the whistleblower will get the same treatment from one of Giuliani's Oligarch cronies.

White House Wants to Assassinate Whistleblower

One of the Trump boys is a hunter.  He'll do it.

Kellyanne Conway Explains Quantum Physics

Trump did the pioneering research on the subject and deserves a Nobel Prize.

"the genius of our great president."

Third world dictatorship language written with the help of a buttphone.

Trump Would Have More Fun as a Blonde

I've thought a lot about this.  Picture him leading the "lock her up" chants or saying "God Damned" as a blonde.  Even the evangelicals would forgive his cussing.

Trump abandons Kurds

Because he couldn't make any money off them.  Lock her up!



Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria!

Trump Kills Al Qaeda Underwear Bomb Maker

He used his bare hands.  An alt right goon squad brought the suspect to a Trump golf course where the president beat the man to death with his bare hands!
The bomb maker used Trump inc. underwear made in China for his bombs.

Moscow Mitch asks Russian Oligarchs for Billions

to keep their boy Donald in office.

Taco Tuesday Revisited

Everyone knows that Donald Trump invented both Tuesday and the Taco.  He has generously share both with mankind.

Trump Golfing

At least he's not lying, fornicating, talking to his Russian Gangster Loan Sharks,
holding hands with White Nationalists, thinking Tiffany fat, etc.

I Love Tiffany too!

I live Ivanka, Olga, Helga, Donner, Blitzen, Mitch, etc.

More name will appear in coming months.  Free love on the White House lawn funded by the estate of Jeffrey Epstein.

Moscow MItch Hurts Shoulder Lifting Payola from Moscow

What are his aids for besides dryhumping cardboard AOC's?

Milk Drinking and Bible Reading Causes Mass Shootings

Find a shooter that hasn't done either!  Guns don't read the Bible or drink milk.

Kellyanne Conway has Mad Cow Disease

She shared a hamburger with the president.  The hamburger was provided by the American Nazi Party.

Trump Has Mad Cow Disease

Moow!

Many Racists Agree with Trump

or Trump agrees with many racists. You can have it both ways if you insist.




















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Mitch McConnell was a Slave

Sorry to hear that.

Ken Starr and Jeffery Epstein

Mr. Starr is always hanging round watching...or is there more?  I feel your pain.

Epstein, Trump and Clinton

Let's party.  Alan Dershowitz buy some new legal pads.

Police arrest man walking in hospital gown and IV drip?

How stupid can police be?  At least they didn't shoot him in the back 100 times.  That's some progress.

Trump Will Pardon James A Fields

He's a nice guy, both Fields and the president.  Similar outlook on life.

Moral Stain on Trump's America

What?!  He's only concerned about stains in his underwear after a round of golf.

Not Good Idea: Spitting on Trumps

Although they talk and think like spittoons, we should grab less crotch and show some class as a country, right?

Creepy Old Men in Washington

That says it all...its in the constitution.

UFO sightings at Mar a lago resort

Strange dumpy creatures with orange combovers book rooms.  Heavy secret service presence.  several paparazzi disappeared in gater-infested swamps.  More later.

The cop/preacher homophobe genocidist

He'll be in the American Christian Hall of Fame very soon.  A big hall.  It's terrific to.  Some very nice people in it.

55 Shots in 3.5 seconds

Impressive.  American justice, like fast food.  Don't sleep on the burger.  Cops jumpy after their donuts.

Sarah Sanders to accept now job as Satan's Spokesperson

She's got the chops.  Satan likes Christian lairs the best of all.

Duncan Hunter - Are they all like him?

Who are the idiots who elected him?  What is the idiot population of the US?  That should be on the census form.

Kim knitting a Sweater for Trump

Hope it fits.

Trump Gets Beautiful Letter From Kim

With hearts, lace, xxoo"s and a picture of Putin with his shirt off.

Southern Baptists Getting in on the Action

Jesus must not be enough. Shopping all week in malls, praying the rest of the time (and pointing the finger at others) ...but wait there's time to molest and fornicate!

Idiot Conversion Therapy

Could start at the top and work through the ....

Thoughts and Prayers (2)

On the lips of the feeble minded. Certainly not the dead.

Franklin Graham Licks Trump's Loafers and Winks at Satan

Yeah, he's down there with the crotch-grabbing president boohooing while Trump farts in his ears.  What a display of fawning and Christian nihilism.

Jon Voight Best Actor Since Sarah Bernhardt

She could act too!  She did not take bribes from Russian gangsters either.

John Bolton's Mustache is Ready For War

He's the kind of guy who wants his own war and would have no qualms about killing hundreds of thousands of Iranians, maiming and inflicting mass PTSD on our youth, creating a permanent violent quagmire in the Middle East, then retiring to Hoover Institute to shuffle his papers.

Best Turd in Every State

Compiling data at this time.  Results soon with photos by famous paparazzi photographer.

Mike Morgan Head of ICE Has Miracle Eyes

Just like Bush and Trump looking into Putin's eyes.  These republicans are savants.  If you wrote a number on a piece of paper, they could guess what is is.

White Supremicist Terrorism

Just messing around by otherwise fine people from the other side or more specifically, the President's side.

Farmer Bailout Plan!

Free golf at a Trump Resort -- no tractors.

Roger Stone Has Garage Sale

Get all Nixon memorabilia at discount prices:  underwear, socks, t shirts, hoodies, ash trays, condoms (some unused), biographies signed my Stone, poetry, photocopies of love letters to Nixon, etc.

Giuliani Going to Timbuktu

He's going to dig up dirt on Elizabeth Warren.  They may not have a hotel suitable for a rich Republican.

Barr: lock him up, lock him up!

He can take a room in the penitentiary with all the Trump cronies or just go into exile to Russia with Trump gangster buddies.  Send Jerry Fallwell over to be their minister.

Limbaugh and Trump Golfing

Like all the cows in the world farting for a month, if not more.

Barr Paid Off by Alt-Right Billionaires

There are hundreds of them.  Like Trump they have tails and speak in psychotic babble.  This is why the Evangelicals love them.

Barr: Deep State Agent

Barr is being run by Ben Shapiro.

Trump and Sanders in Hell

She will lie to the devil for Trump as the eternal fires ("Terrific") roast her rear end.

Ben Shapiro Destroys a Dixie Cup in a Blue State

He didn't even use his hands!  Very cool.

Alex Jones Hears voices

His attorneys telling him he's in deep doo doo.

Alex Jones -- Temporary Psychosis

AKA losing a lawsuit and being responsible for millions of dollars -- emphasis on "responsible"
and "millions."

Trump's Insurance-Fraud Driver -- Can't Make This Up Fast Enough

But he's probably and Evangelical (or they'll give him cover), so it's ok.

Is Barr a Deep State Hired Gun?

Just saying.

Trump Dementia and Panic

Before our eyes in states where people have gone to high school and spent as much time practicing critical thinking as praying.

Olivia Jade Giannulli was reportedly on USC official's yacht in the Bahamas as scandal broke

Yachts are tax deductible as a means of transportation.  But they don't really do well in the swamp.

College Entrance Bribery -- here come the wrist slaps and community service

Justice for sale again. 

Manafort's White Country Club Justice

Ruling class takes care of its own.

Trump Hugs Flag Like it Was Porn Star's Thigh

He should be arrested.  Disgusting.  CPAC laps it up.  Evangelicals will start swearing and drinking.  Their preachers are already fornicators and greedy for this world's riches. Why bother to preach.  Trump is your new moral leader.

Trump Hugs Flag Despite Painful Bone Spurs

The image of Trump hugging a flag is more disgusting than the image of flag burners.

Ken Star -- Always around Sex Offenders

He has a nice list: President Clinton, Jeffry Epstein and Baylor athletes. He was just president.  He sat in his office looking at his bank account while the football players rape coeds.  Not quite as bad as Epstein and his brothel of underage girls. 

Trump was a buddy.  How many dates did Trump have in Miami?

Trump is Complaining Again

Its been at least 5 minutes!  How does he have enough time to lie and eat hamburgers?  That's what's known as executive time Boris!


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Cow Farts from the White House

This has to be taken seriously.  There has to be a burger supply for Barron.

"I didn't need to do this"

That can be said about a lot of human activity.  Eight Billion and counting.  Hard to find a parking spot.

Lets All Pray that the President Will Have the Wisdom to resign

and take his corrupt family to Russia to party with the Oligarchs!

Trumps and Trail of Tears

They may not know the historical event.  They may think its something like getting turned down for a loan from Russian Human Traffickers or just not being able to get a bag of hamburgers on demand.

The Wall -- the Limit of Trumps Intellect

The rest is racist lesions, money laundering and hamburgers.

White House Hunts for Leaker

Leaky prostate?  Catsup?  Mustard?  Good job for Giuliani as long as he doesn't have to speak to the press.

The Old South Swallows the New

Gee.  If doctor's wear klan robes for fun, what do the knuckle draggers do?

Sexual Assault Spike in Military Academies.

Gee, I thought they were full of Christians. Must be Trump kind of Christians.  At least Jimmy Swaggert paid for it.

Trump's Lite Schedule

He eat hamburgers and watches TV and tweets the voices he hears in his head.  That's days work in my book.  God sent him to grope Evangelicals.  That's a load.

God Wanted Sarah Sanders to Bake Meat Loaf

She should be home doing it right now.

Trump Hires Illegal Aliens

Hey hillbillies that's called hypocrisy, like the preacher screwing the church soprano.  But maybe you like that.  Just more hopeless faith.

Melania Trump Gets Much Needed Money From Settlement

Now she can buy some new clothes!!!  I think she was suffering like the government workers.

Roger Stone is a Clown

With a tattoo of Nixon on his back and a tattoo of Trump on his ass.  Wait until he's in prison and gets that Trump tattoo worked over-- will he raise his arms in triumph?

National Emergency!

Trump is President.

Rudy Giuliani had a Bowel Movement (Paid for by a Trump Charitable Organization)

and the burgers for the beefy football players.  (Did they feed the KGB as well?)

Chiropractors Baffle by Trump's Spine

Very interesting was the consensus.

Trump and Putin Made Smores

at an undisclosed cook out.  Trump had hamburgers flown in from McDonald's.

Trump Eats Hamburger in Klan Robe

Yummy!  But he spilled catsup on the robe.  Kellyanne Conway took the robe home and washed it.

Zoo Fence for Trump Family

Actually, there a bars as in jail bars.  Don't want their kind mixing with hard working Americans.

Will Cayenne Pepper Stop Kellyanne Conway from Lying?

Maybe some in a curry.